Sheep Fries
There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with the females. He hired a French guy who didn't speak much English, but was a very good worker.
After the first day, they had successfully castrated 14 sheep and his French worker was just about to throw away the "parts", but the sheep farmer yelled, "No! Don't throw those away! My wife fries them up and we eat them. They're delicious, and we call them 'sheep fries'."
Later that day, the French hired hand came in for supper and, indeed, the "sheep fries" were tasty.
The next day, they castrated 16 sheep, and that evening they all settled down to another supper of "sheep fries".
The third day, however, when the sheep farmer came home, he asked his wife where the French hired hand was.
"You know, it's the weirdest thing," she said. "I told him since there weren't very many 'sheep fries' this evening, we were also going to have French fries, and he ran like hell!"
- Miss_Mya
- 02-07-2011, 05:02 PM
- yugdlo
- 02-09-2011, 03:49 PM
You are so funny Miss Mya. I enjoy your sense of humor.
- Miss_Mya
- 02-09-2011, 04:38 PM
I am glad you enjoyed it. I was just trying to bring some fun back to the sandbox and the KC board. It seems like no a lot of discussions going on like there use to be and I miss it.
- gunmaster
- 02-09-2011, 06:02 PM
hahahaahaa
- ScubaBad
- 02-09-2011, 07:00 PM
LOL Mya. Try this one on for size:
A little girl walks up to her mom and asks her if she can take their dog Fluffy for a walk. The mom say "sorry honey, but Fluffy is in heat so you can't today". The daughter sulks out to the garage where her dad is working on the lawn mower (ok maybe a snow blower this time of year) and says "daddy, I want to walk Fluffy, but mommy says she's hot or something". The dad looks over, grabs the gas can and poors some on Fluffy's ass and says "it's ok honey go ahead and take her for a walk". About 30 minutes later the little girl walks back into the garage holding an empty leash. The dad asked her "what happened to Fluffy". The little girl say, "Don't worry daddy, she ran out of gas and the neighbor's dog is pushing her home"
A little girl walks up to her mom and asks her if she can take their dog Fluffy for a walk. The mom say "sorry honey, but Fluffy is in heat so you can't today". The daughter sulks out to the garage where her dad is working on the lawn mower (ok maybe a snow blower this time of year) and says "daddy, I want to walk Fluffy, but mommy says she's hot or something". The dad looks over, grabs the gas can and poors some on Fluffy's ass and says "it's ok honey go ahead and take her for a walk". About 30 minutes later the little girl walks back into the garage holding an empty leash. The dad asked her "what happened to Fluffy". The little girl say, "Don't worry daddy, she ran out of gas and the neighbor's dog is pushing her home"