Reality check

I'm in the middle writing a scene, and I'm wondering if anyone has actually used Italian salad dressing as a lubricant. Can anyone verify this possibility with real-life experience?

I had a gf a couple of years ago that used virgin olive oil to lube up her vagina as well as giving me hand jobs, does that count?

I'm in the middle writing a scene, and I'm wondering if anyone has actually used Italian salad dressing as a lubricant. Can anyone verify this possibility with real-life experience? Originally Posted by KilgoreTrout1967

I've used French dressing for kissing. Russian dressing on a girl with big tits, a Feta based dressing for Greek and a Soy based dressing for ACG! Does that help?

I had a gf a couple of years ago that used virgin olive oil to lube up her vagina as well as giving me hand jobs, does that count? Originally Posted by lickidyclit

Hehehe

She tossed your salad with olive oil.

Would it be almost like douching because it has vinegar?

I would think the spices would be an issue.
Could burn a bit.

I would think the spices would be an issue.
Could burn a bit. Originally Posted by Gotyour6

That's exactly what I'm looking to hear the truth about.

I'm in the middle writing a scene, and I'm wondering if anyone has actually used Italian salad dressing as a lubricant. Can anyone verify this possibility with real-life experience? Originally Posted by KilgoreTrout1967

The fuck do you write for....

No really sounds interesting.

Never heard of it and I don't think it would be a good idea. But then again people make butt plugs out of ginger root and stick it in and let their asshole burn (also know as figging) so you really never know.

Never heard of it and I don't think it would be a good idea. But then again people make butt plugs out of ginger root and stick it in and let their asshole burn (also know as figging) so you really never know. Originally Posted by bustybabygirl

That sounds like a very interesting date

Get it?

Figging .... date ....

: )

I crack myself up.

Never heard of it and I don't think it would be a good idea. But then again people make butt plugs out of ginger root and stick it in and let their asshole burn (also know as figging) so you really never know. Originally Posted by bustybabygirl

Bbg , is there anything you haven't tried?

I had a gf a couple of years ago that used virgin olive oil to lube up her vagina as well as giving me hand jobs, does that count? Originally Posted by lickidyclit

Actually, try grape seed oil. All natural, works great as a lube and tastes just fine........


elg........

PS.....see item #3 below.......

http://oilypedia.com/3-major-grapese...uses-and-tips/

Actually, try grape seed oil. All natural, works great as a lube and tastes just fine........


elg........

PS.....see item #3 below.......

http://oilypedia.com/3-major-grapese...uses-and-tips/ Originally Posted by elghund

Ah, GSO2, love the shit. Get it at Walmart in the cooking oil section. Best lube in the world.

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Pompeian-1...24-oz/22301261

Bbg , is there anything you haven't tried? Originally Posted by lickidyclit

There's always new things to explore and experience. Also, I am very knowledgeable about all kinds of kinky, BDSM-related things even though there are some things that just don't interest me. I could still write an essay on the ins and outs of them. I'm always open to answering any questions anyone may have.

The fuck do you write for....

No really sounds interesting. Originally Posted by randombl

I write for people lurking in the darker corners of the internet. Maybe some of you will recognize some of the cover models....



Among others....

EDIT: I tried to insert some of the book covers, but they disappeared when I submitted the post.