Apparently you girls had more interest than the guys did, so much for that religious experience, on to the next one
Originally Posted by Littleroc
For the next girl, you might want to PM each and every dick in Central, AR personally with photos, links, and baby pictures of the provider to spark interest. PM them at least once a hour until she shows up. Then lower the PMing to once a day while she's in town.
Also, create 3-4 threads in her favor with 500-word essays of why you think men should see her. Make sure it's at least 500 words, anything less will not please the hooker gods and you may miss her.
It may help to also give a blood sacrifice in her honor as well, and PM her saying you did it. Otherwise, how else will she know?