mornin of the big ...date ...situation

ya done spent ...hours researchin which funnel ta ...buy so as ta be treatin yas like the ...king ya done imagine ...yerself ta be an ya done ...gots yer jimmie cash ready ...yer blue happy time pill tucked ...carefully away an ya done came ...up with the perfect excuse ta tell yer ol bitch ...wife who ya donts have the balls ta ...divorce an yer thinkin ...life be sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

...now heres where yer sorrows ...begin cause ya done decided ta eat ...mexihan ...the night ...before an ya wakes up with a evil case a ...the shits

...yas start outs droppin a semi ...soft loaf an be thinkin the ...best as yer showerin but as soon as ya be ...dry yer squattin a full ...liquid flow an the ol jimmie hole be turnin ta a weepin ...mess

...ya done chose yer special ...gal partly based on knowin this ...esteemed funnel eats out shitters fer the price ...of admission an now yer afraid yer ...asshole cants hold back the ...flood

...how dos ya ...handle this ...crises

...do ya done ...cancel er do ya done cowboy ...up an walk in proud an push yer ...funnels face right down an tell er ta get er ...done

I'm glad someone has the courage to ask the tough questions in life. Stay gold, plastic man.

Leave it to ole pm to think up this kind of excrement,... ya gots ta love him!

Leave it to ole pm to think up this kind of excrement,... ya gots ta love him!

He should award himself a gold dildoe.....

If you have time 3 or 4 quarts of nice warm filtered water up the ol Jimmy keister will "Rinse Your Troubles Away" VERY VERY quickly. Add a little Peppermint Essential Oil to the water and it will calm Mr. Montezuma right down.

Get into the party mood Plastic Man....ya Azz will be ok now.

Get into the party mood Plastic Man....ya Azz will be ok now. Originally Posted by dpmdavie

Then times will be rockin' in the ol stable fer sure!.....

I say cowboy up and head on in...what's ya got to lose? Or is it loose?

an jus fer the record it be the ...same situation no matter if that food been from ...chyna

From what Ol Plastic Man be say-en most a da time....she likes a little Jimmy Keister playen...any ol way. When she starts feelen the rush of that Gallon O' Peppermint water come O' rushen out her Arse....

The smiles....well folks... they just wont be ending soon.

Party on!

Just don't sneeze....

....when looking forward to a lil dato.....

Plug it with your golden dildo?

PM - I hate to say it but I don't think this is the first time such a situation has been addressed. Carlos?? JJ?