You might need marketing assistance if...

[Note, we used to have a TO DON'Ts thread, this is sort of similar ]

So I've referred providers to friends outside the board who occasionally hobby, and I peruse ads frequently and I've come to the following conclusion...

1. SPELLING MATTERS - If I had time and a better statistical grasp and data set, I would do a study on the relationship between a providers Ad spelling and her quality. I'm not talking about the typo, or the purposeful "milennial spelling/text shorthand" (although that sucks) I'm talking about obvious I CAN'T SPELL, and I really have no idea how to write ads... I really do think there must be some connection such that we could come up with the Spelling Theorem, if you can't spell, you can't screw.

Ok, that's overstating the difficulty of sex... mostly...

Maybe it's because girls who take the time to get their ads right show an increased interest in the activity? That's what I'm thinking... if you have thought through you ads, you're probably on top of providing (literally :P)

Anyway, just something I noticed...

WORKAROUND: If you can't spell, type your document into a word processor first, it'll tell you when you don't spell one right. Hell, ECCIE's program does that... if you are using your phone, they make word processors for those too, or you can enable spell check... or etc etc etc...

Perhaps it should be known as the: Law of Spelling and Quality (LOL)

Couple of random ones while I'm talking....

2. Use of Cluttery symbols (I don't know the term, its early) - I swear I saw an ad I could barely read the headline of the provider. It was backpage, but you know, if someone has to strain, they probably won't read your ad.

3. EXCESSIVE/SOLE USE OF MEMES - There is an ad running on BP that is all meme pictures, and none of the provider, that's hilarious.

4. Nasty pictures, that don't match with the ad - This is well covered, but funny examples are always welcome. Beyond the famous "turd in the toilet" picture, it makes me laugh when the girl claims she's a 5 star provider, and the pics look like she's a 2 star backpage hopeful. and she's dressed to match her 2 star actuality. Happens on ECCIE as well. UPDATE AND THINK THROUGH YOUR PICS!

I wonder if providers even understand marketing beyond "I got a pussy, isn't that enough?" GPS happens, but I want to be sold and seduced, marketing matters. GET HELP IF YOU CAN'T DO IT. SEEK ADVICE. Screwing isn't hard (well ok mostly) but business things can swamp you

What are your pet peeves regarding ads? Chime in! Examples welcome!

Agreed, the headlines/titles that are full of symbols annoy the shit out of me! When I look at ads and see a ton of spelling or grammar errors I immediately wonder what those girls are like in person. Average Joe isn't here, it's nearly all professional business men, why not appease to all their senses? Not many men are looking for a empty headed twat to get them off. At least that's how it seems from my view point.

I think the improper use of there/they're/their irks me. Also, just dumb people in general. The ones that don't know they're dumb are especially entertaining. And, yes, I said entertaining cause I expect an adult to at least have a high school education so it's sadly humorous to see an adult-child piece together a sentence on an adult board.

There, I said it! Stay in school hookers!

Sorry to get off topic, but I love your new picture, Gemma!

I saw a post the other day that said, "Too for 1" or something like that, but instead of the number or correct spelling, they put too.

Thanks sexy!

Sorry to get off topic, but I love your new picture, Gemma!

I saw a post the other day that said, "Too for 1" or something like that, but instead of the number or correct spelling, they put too. Originally Posted by MarandaMarie

MAYBE they meant... I, TOO, am for one! as in they are all into themselves, or they are so good that They, too, want to be 1 with you.

I'm still trying to figure out of DIK or COK is purposeful or an error

since you know COK could be many things... lol

There, I said it! Stay in school hookers! Originally Posted by Gemma34

LOL, this sounds like a PSA

when the girl claims she's a 5 star provider, and the pics look like she's a 2 star backpage hopeful.

LOL- nothing says "upscale" quite like...... train cars?
http://kc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts...y-new/20994711

I hate when they call themselves "stallions"!!

and "if is not me,its free"

and what the hell is this???
http://springfieldmo.backpage.com/Fe...6&oid=21177222