Lap Dances

So i have been to more strip clubs than i can list and most are filled with two types of girls that give lap dances...

Type one is kinda stand offish and you can tell only doing it for the $$$

Type two is more into but thinks acting like shes having a seizure in your lap is sexy.

Then you encounter the rare unicorn Type 3..... Which picks
Song 1 Adrenalize - In this moment
Song 2 Closer - NIN
Song 3 Tainted Love - Marylin Manson
And they combine just the right speed of dancing and grinding and sensuality to drive you fking nuts......... Love the rare strippers

They are out there though. I have found a couple unicorns, but one of mine got poor reviews from someone else. I guess to each his/her own.

I like the strippers that pretend they aren't hookers. Then get upset when they realize....they are.

In terms of lap dance style, I classify dancers into 3 categories: the grinders, the pounders and the sliders. Grinders are nice, pounders are not. The pounders are not erotic; they just pound away until you lose your wood. The sliders are the best -- sort of like a hand job administered by the ass or clit.

Lap dances would be fine if you were going through puberty.

At this stage, they just bore me to death.

They're ok during a call, just for shits and grins.

Lap Dances?...Strictly for single or unattached guys. Most strippers REEK from perfumes. Try explaining that smell to your significant other.

In terms of lap dance style, I classify dancers into 3 categories: the grinders, the pounders and the sliders. Grinders are nice, pounders are not. The pounders are not erotic; they just pound away until you lose your wood. The sliders are the best -- sort of like a hand job administered by the ass or clit. Originally Posted by brasil

Great way of describing it..... Im working diligently on trying to make the one that inspired this post my next sugar baby.

Lap dances would be fine if you were going through puberty.

At this stage, they just bore me to death.

They're ok during a call, just for shits and grins. Originally Posted by jokacz

Meh im not on a mission to fuck the whole world, I just appreciate beautiful women.

Lap Dances?...Strictly for single or unattached guys. Most strippers REEK from perfumes. Try explaining that smell to your significant other. Originally Posted by BfloEd

I have a friend that has this problem its called a change of clothes and showering at your friends house before you head home. Not a issue if you are eternally single though .

I have seen one provider that gave a great lap dance that was Jessica22....She was young so she may be back some day but given the size of the engagement ring on her finger last time i seen her i doubt it.

I have seen one provider that gave a great lap dance that was Jessica22....She was young so she may be back some day but given the size of the engagement ring on her finger last time i seen her i doubt it. Originally Posted by ben8888

Yup she was great and believe that was due to her being a stripper at one time. Wish her and Frankie Fine would return....

Always enjoyed gazing upon the totally nude female body. That's why I always preferred the Canadian Ballet where they bare it all. At this stage of the game lap dances are a waste IMO. However it is still fun to visit and watch fully nude peelers before or after seeing a provider....

Yup she was great and believe that was due to her being a stripper at one time. Wish her and Frankie Fine would return.... Originally Posted by Celso

She started in rub and tugs, explains her great HJ's. She gave me a lap dance once in front of a mirrored wall. Quite a view. BTW I ran into a friend of hers the other night, and Jessica is still in the area. Maybe not Niagara, but somewhere in the Golden Horseshoe. I'd be curious to experience the effect of child birth on that pussy.

She started in rub and tugs, explains her great HJ's. She gave me a lap dance once in front of a mirrored wall. Quite a view. BTW I ran into a friend of hers the other night, and Jessica is still in the area. Maybe not Niagara, but somewhere in the Golden Horseshoe. I'd be curious to experience the effect of child birth on that pussy. Originally Posted by jokacz

Is that what happened i know she told me last time she was engaged and trying to start a business.

Believe both Jessica and FF fell in luv and decided to spend all their time with their new SO.....

I found for the perfumes that hunting scent killer works great. Went to a club and thought I would have time to change when I got home but the so came home early. Saw the scent killer sitting there and figured it couldn't hurt so tried it, no more smell.
Also I don't have enough nads to say no at times to dances or like last time couldn't find a provider last minute that I trusted.