Stinky ass/visiting aunt

I have always wondered why this topic does not come up more often. I have enjoyed this hobby for years. This pissed me off more when you went to an MP. By the way I am not picking on on single provider. Why does a provider show up to work or advertise when their aunt is visiting? Has this happened to anyone else or just me? I understand that sometimes it may just be an excuse but providers that know me also know that most the time I am not into FS. How many times have you guys had a girl bend over and had to close those butt cheeks just because it smelled so bad. This happens with 1st time visits and with providers I have seen for years. Again, does this only happen to me or don't you guys care. If my $ is not enough for a provider to spend a few minutes to wash their ass before an appointment chances are that you are not going to be my first choice. Do they not know that it sticks or do they think that we are idiots. I am not talking about girls that only advertise on BP. Please do not mention specific name but how often does it happen with you guys. I had this happen last week with a very well reviewed provider that went URT and most guys would love to see her again. This has now happened twice with this person over the past year. Most the times she is as clean as could be. She called me this week to set up another appointment and I told her that I was busy. NO MORE STINKY ASS.

Could be their way of saying no greek today!

Ewww ....I don't know about the aunt flu thing as I dont get my period anymore ...but the whole smelly ass thing is nasty ....idk about other girls but I need a shower after every date....otherwise I go crazy..

Never ran into a stinky ass. I had one try to use the old sponge trick when Aunt Flo was visiting. That sponge is probably still in her uterus.

Miss you, I haven't seen you since the additions. They look great.

Could be their way of saying no greek today! Originally Posted by lickidyclit

Maybe she didn't have time fer a proper clean up from her last jimmie who took a trip to her isles.....

Ewww ....I don't know about the aunt flu thing as I dont get my period anymore ...but the whole smelly ass thing is nasty ....idk about other girls but I need a shower after every date....otherwise I go crazy.. Originally Posted by Sexyangelbaby

I can confirm that SAB has a clean, sexy and tasty ass!

Some guys are into the Aunt visiting! Not my thing, but to each his own.
Only had the smelly issue once. But took care of that by showering with her and fucking and sucking in the shower.

I was thinking the same. A shower might be fun.

I shower before every date I have, not sure why that wouldn't be the norm with girls..
And I had to cancel my plans this week bc my dumb aunt decided to show up unexpectedly, so my sons at my mom's for once and I'm sitting home alone bored
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I would never make plans knowing she is here without telling the guy and him being ok with it.

I shower before every date I have, not sure why that wouldn't be the norm with girls..
And I had to cancel my plans this week bc my dumb aunt decided to show up unexpectedly, so my sons at my mom's for once and I'm sitting home alone bored
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I would never make plans knowing she is here without telling the guy and him being ok with it. Originally Posted by KaylaRyder

Is your Aunt cute?

Lol... no not at all

Lol... no not at all Originally Posted by KaylaRyder

Pics?

If its someone you have seen several times... you have a repport, yes? why didn't you just bust her ass and say girl your rear be stinkin' today, what up?! ha ha. You say she is usually clean...

In this business us ladies are more prone to a stink sometimes, its sneaks up on you, our PH is a finicky bitch... a big fat bitch! ha ha. Cleaning too much can mess a gal up.

But, there is the PH is off and the I didnt wash myself, two different things....

I personally shower my parts within an hour of appt.

You could have offered a B&G special until auntie leaves!