Best NCNS Excuse?

Hey Guys, I was just wondering what the wildest/best/most ridiculous excuse for an NCNS that you'd gotten? Mine haven't been too wild - most probably true!
Car broke down
Had to bail out my mother
Forgot today (Wednesday) was Wednesday

But I'd love to hear some that the girl has put some thought and imagination into - if I get stood up, I should at least get a laugh!

Most popular " my phone died "

One time I got cancelled on because " I have to take my daughter to Planned Parenthood". I told her I would have accepted her car broke down instead.

"My boyfriend ended up spending the night and won't fucking leave!"

I lost my phone and all my contacts and didn't know that was you calling from the parking lot

#2 my C section didn't heal well

" I didn't have money for covers"

WTF

No excuse since I never contacted her again.

Sam

+1 Sam. I never bother again with someone that doesn't respect my time.

same here ..

+1 Sam. I never bother again with someone that doesn't respect my time. Originally Posted by Big One

"I overslept" Until 5:30 PM? (The appointment was at 3:00 PM.)

"When I went to get a room my credit card wouldn't work, somebody hacked into my account and cashed a bunch of checks (how do you cash physical checks by hacking into an account?), can you loan me XXX$ so I can recharge my ******** VISA?"

(Later) "I locked my keys in my car at the mall and can't get to WalMart to recharge my card. Can you pick me up?" Want some cheese and fine whine to go with that line?

Sad part is, those who think with their little heads line up to see this individual....

1. My yeast infection hasn't fully gone away and I need to be fresh so I can enjoy DATY.

2. I didn't realize you were a MOD and I don't want to risk a bad review.

Mods need some loven just like any one ^

The one that I can still see plain as day after all these years.

My friend calling a girl and the total look of surprise and disbelief when I saw him uttering "You're going to Church NOW?! It's 8:30pm!"

2 hours after the appointment time; "My mom just showed up unannounced and we went to dinner with my pimp. He thought it would be a good idea to leave my phone at the house so I would not have to explain to mom why my phone kept going off." I wonder how she explained her pimp to her mom??

My dog ate my phone

My husband scheduled your appointment on another day