TBHA needs your help!

The Texas Bush Hunters Association is desperately seeking the help of all board members. As you know the bushy vjj has become a near extinct species. Once great in numbers, now only a few remain in the wild thanks to its main competitor (the slick Y).
Please report all sighting to a TBHA member as soon as possible so that he might inspect said bushy vjj. We are interested in all species ( full bush, trimmed or landing strip) of any color.

All donations to the TBHA will be used(by me)for research on the bushy vjj.

No vjj will be harmed in this research.
Licked and pounded, but not harmed!

Thanks in advance for your help.
Sir, you are hilarious.
tbone77494's Avatar
You sir are a patriot. I will personally head the landing strip division of the association.
Grace Preston's Avatar
What about military housing?

Carpet on the top floor... slick tile on the bottom floor
We are equal opportunity association.
All bushes r welcome!


PS if you would like your bush inspected and added to our endanger list let me know when it will be available for inspection.
Mr. Tbone we would be honored to have u join our association.

Raise your right hand and take our oath.

I ( your name here) do swear to seek out, protect and give pleasure to all bushy vjjs.
I also will report all sighting (with pictures when possible) so my brother hunters can also enjoy these elusive creators.
Fancyinheels's Avatar
Merkins count? I'll save a few clippings next time I have a haircut.

Smooth groove, here. I miss the ruddy red curls of my youth, but a few years ago they started turning pink, so I bushwhacked 'em.
Aw the thought of the red curls on a sweet Irish lass excites me to no end!
In all my years of hunting I've only witnessed 1. They may be the most elusive of all bushes.
dearhunter's Avatar
greybeard comes to mind........ijs
tbone77494's Avatar
Mr. Tbone we would be honored to have u join our association.

Raise your right hand and take our oath.

I ( your name here) do swear to seek out, protect and give pleasure to all bushy vjjs.
I also will report all sighting (with pictures when possible) so my brother hunters can also enjoy these elusive creators. Originally Posted by Grey Cowboy
So help me Tebow.
You may have to go back to 80's porn or get married if you want to see a full bush.
Alyssa XOXO's Avatar
The Texas Bush Hunters Association is desperately seeking the help of all board members. As you know the bushy vjj has become a near extinct species. Once great in numbers, now only a few remain in the wild thanks to its main competitor (the slick Y).
Please report all sighting to a TBHA member as soon as possible so that he might inspect said bushy vjj. We are interested in all species ( full bush, trimmed or landing strip) of any color.

All donations to the TBHA will be used(by me)for research on the bushy vjj.

No vjj will be harmed in this research.
Licked and pounded, but not harmed!

Thanks in advance for your help. Originally Posted by Grey Cowboy
Very cute!
Well this is the first I'm learning about the Texas Bush Hunters Association. Luckily there are a few of us babes out there who are naturally groomed. I've been sporting my bush since I was in my early 20's and I have no plans of going fully shaved again. So y'alls furry kitty needs don't have to be reserved for when you watch vintage porn.
  • romab
  • 06-21-2016, 10:02 PM
More than happy to do recon for TBHA. Any potential targets will be closely evaluated and sampled before reporting sighting to main body. J
maineblame's Avatar
Sir this Buffalo soldier would like to enlist his 20/20 sniper vision for the battle of the Bush ....I've heard they take a licking but keep on ticking!

Yoooooooo joe