time ta ...celebrate!

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so stick a ...sparkler in yer best ...funnels shitter an sing happy ...birthday merica while ...prayin ta jesus yer precious ...boner donts go ...ta mush

...mad love an kisses from yer ...plastic man
Carlos Danger's Avatar
Awwww.... I was hoping you would have suggested a gigantic roman candle instead of a puny ol' Canadian Sparkler...
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There is a CBT method where you place a birthday cake candle in the urethra and let the wax slowly drip down. Reminded me of that.

Hope everyone has a safe, relaxing evening.
There is a CBT method where you place a birthday cake candle in the urethra and let the wax slowly drip down. Reminded me of that.

Hope everyone has a safe, relaxing evening. Originally Posted by Lucipurr
I'll never have a relaxing evening with this thought in mind! OMG
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I'll never have a relaxing evening with this thought in mind! OMG Originally Posted by Perryay
You must be a light sleeper. Maybe consider dealing with anxiety issues. Like be the pic Celso. Sparkler would have been better lol
Sparkler would have been better lol Originally Posted by MountainGoat
More befitting of a 4th theme......
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Any CBT providers offering a Des Moines buffet? Whew

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Any CBT providers offering a Des Moines buffet? Whew

Originally Posted by Carlos Danger
Is that corn on the cob?
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Browse provider showcases, activities: shucking. Whew


Any CBT providers offering a Des Moines buffet? Whew

Originally Posted by Carlos Danger
Kinda like a ribbed golden dildoe......