CAPTION THIS (4th of July Celebration): "Dick"

"Shhhhh...don't tell my wife."

No, you have to kiss it from tip to base like this

Don't tell her I like to sniff your panties!!!

I'll double the rate, if we can ditch your loudmouth friend..

We dont talk about the Kool Aid Guy .

He will burst right through the wall i swear .

Nor Sugar bears honey comb hide out ladies !

"And the bottle rocket went right through my nostril!"