But this might be the strangest thing to happen to me.
My family surprised me.
So turns out my whole "you go and relax" was a setup. Several relatives made the trip just for me

So the fucking amazing appointment I made, and the fucking amazing communication by the provider goes to nothing. Fuck. I'm not going to tell you who, because I feel awful. Awful for her, and awful for me. She was bringing a friend.
Fuck.
So. Instead of 4 hands, I'm going to hoover dam with my parents. Wave if you see me tomorrow. I'll be the one that looks dead inside.
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Any funny stories for you?
