Would You..... ?

hows bouts eatin ...a bucket a kfc while sittin on the shitter an ...watchin downton abbey

...finger lickin ...sweeeeeeeeeeet

hows bouts eatin ...a bucket a kfc while sittin on the shitter an ...watchin downton abbey Originally Posted by Plastic Man

If that turns you on then why not

I answer yes to 2-5, no to #1. I know too many sick and twisted fucks out there to do anything and everything sexual that someone thinks up.

Imagination is overrated.

When it comes to sex, I think our imaginations and fantasies are often shaped, limited and defined by Hollywood, internet porn, commercials, and all kinds of questionable people telling us what we should want and need as normal human beings. I've said it before on this site, and I am sure I will say it a hundred more times. I have no interest in living out other people's fantasies or living up to other people's expectations.

For what it's worth, I've played with all of the options listed above with varying degrees of fun and failure, and here is what I have learned: Imagination and reality rarely mix well. (Of course, there are those few times when reality blows my mind away, and you can read about those adventures in my reviews.) But for the most part, reality falls far short of our fantastic hopes and expectations, and I think many of the bitter guys on this board are victims of impossible expectations and the resulting disappointments they are forced to live with.

Then again, some of them are just assholes.

Anyhow, at this point in my life, the biggest adventure in intimacy for me is honesty. It takes balls to be honest about your deepest, darkest (or brightest) fantasies and live with the consequences - both the good and the bad ones. It is humbling, terrifying, inspiring and full of surprises.

I don't know. I wonder what would happen if "Honesty" was added to the list above as Option #6. Is there even room for honesty or genuine human connections and growth in the hobby? Or is it all just about getting a deep throat blowjob from a green-eyed redhead going down I-95 at 117 miles an hour?

For what it's worth, I've played with all of the options listed above with varying degrees of fun and failure Originally Posted by KilgoreTrout1967

so ol jimmie trouser fish be ...sayin he done eatin kfc on ...the shitter

Yes to all as long as my own personal boundaries were respected.

so ol jimmie trouser fish be ...sayin he done eatin kfc on ...the shitter Originally Posted by Plastic Man

I am a fat man. It doesn't matter where I am. If it's in front of me, I can't resist biting into a nice breast or thigh.

[QUOTE=KilgoreTrout1967;1058435 899]Imagination is overrated.

When it comes to sex, I think our imaginations and fantasies are often shaped, limited and defined by Hollywood, internet porn, commercials, and all kinds of questionable people telling us what we should want and need as normal human beings.

Now I get how you picked your name fish guy!

Kilgore Trout is a fictional character created by author Kurt Vonnegut. He was originally created as a fictionalized version of author Theodore Sturgeon (Vonnegut's colleague in the genre of science fiction—Vonnegut was amused by the notion of a person with the name of a fish, Sturgeon, hence Trout[1]), although Trout's consistent presence in Vonnegut's works has also led critics to view him as the author's own alter ego. Trout is also the titular author of the novel Venus on the Half-Shell, written pseudonymously by Philip José Farmer.

Yes to all so long as it is someone I know. Not a hooker.

I'm with BBG #1 is definitely out, too many super twisted people out there.
But 2-5 yeah ok

Lol yeah I know too much. I can list off some things that I'm pretty certain no one would do.

Maybe we can try them together when your in Buffalo?

Lol yeah I know too much. I can list off some things that I'm pretty certain no one would do. Originally Posted by bustybabygirl

Inquiring minds would love to know,

I'm with BBG #1 is definitely out, too many super twisted people out there.
But 2-5 yeah ok Originally Posted by Angel T

LOL I would say yest to #1 if i knew & trusted the person.