A Whore's Best Snappy Comeback Line?

I've noticed that a Whore that's pissed off, hurt or disgusted usually comes out with a Stereotypical Snappy Comeback. I recently had the honor of two such comebacks in the same thread. So, here is my list. Please feel free to add to it.

1. You have a small dick.
2. You have a soft dick.
3. You have a small, soft dick.
4. You can only last two minutes.
5. You are old (fat, ugly, etc.).
6. I don't like you.
7. I will never fuck you.
8. All of the above.

I wouldn't fuck you with (insert another whores name here) pussy.

I wouldn't fuck you if my car was about to get repoed < that's when you know it's serious ... haha.

I wouldn't fuck you with (insert another whores name here) pussy.

I wouldn't fuck you if my car was about to get repoed < that's when you know it's serious ... haha. Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde

Good ones, Brooke.

I always hated to hear "NaN is a better fuck than you ever will be".

I've noticed that a Whore that's pissed off, hurt or disgusted usually comes out with a Stereotypical Snappy Comeback. I recently had the honor of two such comebacks in the same thread. So, here is my list. Please feel free to add to it.

1. You have a small dick.
2. You have a soft dick.
3. You have a small, soft dick.
4. You can only last two minutes.
5. You are old (fat, ugly, etc.).
6. I don't like you.
7. I will never fuck you.
8. All of the above. Originally Posted by Oralist

Did someone hurt your feelings? If so keep it moving bro don't double down.

Calling someone old, fat, small dicked, or limp dicked, is snappy?

The lack of creativity pains me.

Why don't we hear from the true pros and not from the whores or whore handlers?

Do not mean you Victoria. You are a true professional.

Calling someone old, fat, small dicked, or limp dicked, is snappy?

The lack of creativity pains me. Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

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1. You have a small dick.
....... Originally Posted by Oralist

It is hilarious when you see the small dick comment come from a whore with fake large tits....especially if she just got them installed.

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5. You are old (fat, ugly, etc.).
..... Originally Posted by Oralist

And it is funny when you see the bald or ugly comment come from a whore with a hair weave and 20 mils of face paint.

Do not mean you Victoria. You are a true professional. Originally Posted by BIGSEXY7852

Hehe, thanks sir.

I always hated to hear "NaN is a better fuck than you ever will be ... Originally Posted by bbkid

... and pyramider's is longer."

One of my country favorites....

The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait

I told an ex I'd rather Jack off with a handful of cockleburrs than fuck her.

If I call you a 'Trick' - I am PISSED! Think I have only used that 1 time, and that was during my 'Amber Rae' days...

"Oh yeah, well I attended Yale Law School trick."