2am fight with the penis

Velvetangeltouch's Avatar
So this week I had a man contact me and it was truly a hilarious conversation. We were on the face time. He told me he broke up with his ex back in March and 6 months later his penis woke him up at 2 am. He said the penis told him I'm leaving I haven't had any in 6 months. He said he told it you can't leave me you couldn't live without me. He said the penis told him f*** you. He said they argued back and forth. I cracked up and to this day when I look back on such a conversation it makes me smile because when you think you head it you really haven't.
Bikerjoe337's Avatar
Mine quit talking back because he knows I'll beat him until he can't stand up. He's such a dick.
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HoustonRiley's Avatar
lmao this has me laughing I can just see him popping up at 2am "Hey get your shit we're out of here" lol