Adventures in making mojitos

Ok that should be TRYING to make mojitos.

Anyway where I live no one can make a damn mojitos right so I thought I would learn how to make my own. Ok so I got a recipe and the stuff to make them. Even watched a video since you got to mash the stuff up right.Ok got that.everything went fine until I got to tasting it.

I put too much rum at first so I got more club soda. Ok then too much club soda and now I can't taste the limes or mints.so more of them. well guess what, I watered it down too much so I need more rum. Now it tastes right. That went down good so I made anther one then I realized the glass I was using was too big so I had to make it with more stuff. Got it right enough.

Now I got a problem I drank too much sitting in my recliner and I can't get up and I got to pee. Anybody got a bucket they can bring me?

I guess I should have said I don't really drink so that's kind of a lot for me. Oh well I still have a tv remotr. But I can make a mojita now.

This is hilarious...sounds like me trying to make a Long Island!

Lmfao

Just pee in the cup you drank from that's what I would do lol... That's if I had a winky...

I don't have a winky I call mine little bastard. That little bastard does whatever he wants to. I had a mopbucket I could reach

Cochina!

I don't have a winky I call mine little bastard. That little bastard does whatever he wants to. I had a mopbucket I could reach Originally Posted by Road Lizard

Hahahahahaha

I don't have a winky I call mine little bastard. That little bastard does whatever he wants to. I had a mopbucket I could reach Originally Posted by Road Lizard

Lol

Aim at something cheap...

I hope I rememeber to empty the bucket before I use it again

I got a problem that wasn't the mopbucket Idon't know what thats for

If your wallet is nearby and your door is unlocked you could post an ISO for ladies who like water sports...

If your wallet is nearby and your door is unlocked you could post an ISO for ladies who like water sports... Originally Posted by YummyMarie

No No bad idea don't listen to her

I got a problem that wasn't the mopbucket Idon't know what thats for Originally Posted by Road Lizard

You will find out tomorrow lol

Dammit it, it was plastic flower pot.

Ok, a little nap and I'm better now. Sorry about this thread, I came back hoping to edit it but I'm too late.

Might as well make some mojitas, gonna be a long night.