GFE and Old Coots

I'm old enough to be a grandpa for many of the younger providers. I often choose a provider based on reviews indicating a good GFE. I can't say that I've had a great GFE. A question for the ladies, am I expecting too much? Should I be looking for older providers?

how old are you????

I say just read reviews and pick one that appeals to your needs & desires!

I'm 58. I do read reviews and look for GFE friendly providers.

I'm old enough to be a grandpa for many of the younger providers. Originally Posted by timetolive

how old are you????
Originally Posted by DallasRain

Möchten Sie auf einem Bein hier, aber wenn die Sozialversicherungsnummer 000-00-0001 'Jesus dann glaube ich ist das 000-00-0009 des OP sein kann
[Going out on a limb here, but if Jesus' social security number is 000-00-0001 then I believe the OP's may be 000-00-0009]
:shrug:

Möchten Sie auf einem Bein hier, aber wenn die Sozialversicherungsnummer 000-00-0001 'Jesus dann glaube ich ist das 000-00-0009 des OP sein kann
[Going out on a limb here, but if Jesus' social security number is 000-00-0001 then I believe the OP's may be 000-00-0009]
:shrug: Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

I say stay with the young ones.....what 20 something doesn't get excited unbuttoning a sweatervest, her fingers trembling with anticipation as she undoes your suspenders and running her hands across manboobs, and grey chest hair.....add the scent of bengay, and the exciting wait for the Viagra to work, while hearing about rotary phones.....what young hard body could resist that?

I'm old enough to be a grandpa for many of the younger providers. I often choose a provider based on reviews indicating a good GFE. I can't say that I've had a great GFE. A question for the ladies, am I expecting too much? Should I be looking for older providers? Originally Posted by timetolive

Without the AARP crowd, these hookers would either starve or have to find another line of work. Hell, most of these chicks have age guidelines and the YOUNGER guys are who they don't see. Relax, man. Just make sure you're clean, be nice to them, and have the cash. They'll like you just fine.

As for "genuine" GFE? Who cares? We're paying to fuck them. It's not like we're dating them. They didn't see us and think, "You, Me, Hotel,... RIGHT NOW!!!"

Just enjoy the IOP, man.

Oh ok ... hope ya have fun sugar!!!

Going out on a limb here, but if Jesus' social security number is 000-00-0001 then I believe the OP's may be 000-00-0009]
:shrug: Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

At 58? Really?

Oh ok ... hope ya have fun sugar!!! Originally Posted by DallasRain

Thanks Dallas Rain! I'm having plenty of fun. There is always a little more fun to be had. That's what I'm looking for.

At 58? Really? Originally Posted by bbkid

Yeah.... 58. That's like ancient 'n stuff. I bet he goes to Lubys for dinner at 4pm, & walks the mall at 6am for exercise.
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Milf-ish range providers are a bit more responsive to my 60-ish failings (back and hip issues, bad hearing and eyesight etc).

However the older I get the kinker it gets (for me) to be with someone of college age.

The bad eyesight and hearing could be beneficial with some providers.

My brunch guests are young (late 20's) & old (no limit) alike, age is a state of mind. I am currently reliving my 20s only better as "Mrs Robinson"!




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I'm 58. I do read reviews and look for GFE friendly providers. Originally Posted by timetolive

Fuck GFE...go PSE and beat up some pussy and buttholes.

And what specifically are you looking for in a GFE, timetolive, that you seem to have found lacking?

I'm an old cooter tooter, myself. I prefer taking the leisurely approach to lusty luvin' that more mature men appear to appreciate, and I'm just not up to the carnal calisthenics of the Olympian young fellows with their triathlon list of activities squeezed into 60 slim minutes anymore. (Gold medal to Lexie for her enthusiastic brunch hosting!)

People of similar ages are usually in better tune psychologically and socially, an important factor if spending more than an hour in someone's company as conversation is bound to occur.