Pondering what its like to be a female escort?

have you guys ever pondered about what its like to be a female escort? ajaja i mean really ..they are just to lazy to get a real life job or have fucked up life issues or don't value their life at all. the escorts say they love providing i call it bullshit ....i mean for them to kiss suck n fuck and make out with old bald saggy skinned fucked up teeth bad breath over weight hairy stinky men ajja some even try to impress by wearing expensive lingerie n heels..i mean shit really.. they have issues ..bet they feel disgusted and go wash their mouth and take a shower and scrub hard soon as you leave the room aajaj maybe that's why all the no recommendation reviews on providers lol

but imagine being a male escort kissing or having sex with females like hillary clinton , oprah winfrey , whoopi goldberg , rosie odonell u get tha drift how many of you guys could actually get it up bellies probably pop out further than her tits no ass cheese burger eating lard ass..maybe 1 out of 100 would be average looking lol ...easier for female escorts all they have to do is open their legs and lube her love hole

Well I am certain it is not easy being a female escort, and I am thankful to ALL the ladies that have allowed me to spend some escape time with them.

But if I had to ever attempt to perform with Hillary Clinton, I would be one broke guy...

The real question, with that attitude, is why are you even here?

Well I am certain it is not easy being a female escort, and I am thankful to ALL the ladies that have allowed me to spend some escape time with them. Originally Posted by NavyManSA2004

It's easier than you think, although I can only speak for myself.

Step One: Like Sex

Step Two: Love Sex

Step Three: Need Sex (You can argue that "needing" sex means I have mental issues. I honestly just get pissy when I'm sexually frustrated...and stay horny like a teenage boy.)

Step Four: Be a "People Person".

The real "work" is the TCB portion. The time during a session is fun and physically rewarding...and if it isn't then I'm certainly never seeing you again. Really at the end of the day...even bad pizza is still pizza.

Looking forward to your first review.

I choose to be an escort because the $$$ is great and I get to be my own boss , and I got real tired of working at a desk. Not because " ja i mean just to lazy to get a real life job or have fucked up life issues or don't value their life " - each appointment requires a lot of energy and work, you have to get your ass up, shower, freshen up, do your makeup , style your hair, clean your incall thouroughly, remove any trace or evidence of any other males, remove anything you dont want your client noticing , make sure you will not have any uninvited guests stop by, purchase and keep a steady stock of covers toys wipes towels bed sheets mouth wash and whatever else your client likes. During the session you have to have full energy to perform your best, do multiple positions, and go as fast and as long as requested. After you have to pick up, clean up, wash sheets, make bed with new sheets. Those are just the basic steps I do , there is so much more to it though that your naive desperate for attention ass has no knowledge about. I havent even begun to discuss or add the online marketing we have to do too. It sounds like you are the one with issues and being lazy . You have a negative outlook on providers and I bet if you had good money so you could see one of the amazing girls who provide , you wouldn't have posted any of this bullshit to begin with. Get the fuck out of here you ghetto loser!

Oh and by the way I have MULTIPLE regular clients who are not fat but are in great physical shape, smell great, their teeth are fine, they arent bald but have nice hair, are young , some are even my age, firm yummy balls, and still pay me very well and show me a really great amazing time

Oh and by the way I have MULTIPLE regular clients who are not fat but are in great physical shape, smell great, their teeth are fine, they arent bald but have nice hair, are young , some are even my age, firm yummy balls, and still pay me very well and show me a really great amazing time Originally Posted by CristiCutiepie

There are a few old guys running around with firm yummy balls. What was the topic again?

So you just came here to talk shit. Also your take on male escorts is totally off...the majority of their clients are other men. But yeah, majority of a females regulars are just regular guys, there's a few of them old men you talk about but when it comes down to business their money is just as green

Looking forward to your first review.

Looking forward to your first review.
Originally Posted by guy fawkes

Gonna be a long, long wait!

Pondering!!!,...Thank you CCP and SA ANGEL for a great time,.KEEP ON KEEPING ON!!!

each appointment requires a lot of energy and work, you have to get your ass up, shower, freshen up, do your makeup , style your hair, clean your incall thouroughly, remove any trace or evidence of any other males, remove anything you dont want your client noticing , make sure you will not have any uninvited guests stop by, purchase and keep a steady stock of covers toys wipes towels bed sheets mouth wash and whatever else your client likes. During the session you have to have full energy to perform your best, do multiple positions, and go as fast and as long as requested. After you have to pick up, clean up, wash sheets, make bed with new sheets. Those are just the basic steps I do , there is so much more to it though that your naive desperate for attention ass has no knowledge about. Originally Posted by CristiCutiepie

capt obvious...basically u just described what a high percentage of the people in this world do everyday and still go to work with out being whores ..well half of the stuff anyways or maybe even more..tell me something i don't know already....your lacking neurons

but any who back to females that say they like providing or love sex ..say your family has money....just say you are kim kardashian(yea she a slut but not a whore no the same not a prime example either but fuck it) you have money is the point... i doubt you would go fucking sucking kissing old geezers like you do now even if you loved sex so much.... i'm i right? admit you it know you wanna agree.ajaja

ROCK-N-ROLL!!!

Gonna be a long, long wait! Originally Posted by OldYeller

Probably. And I seriously doubt that I would be interested in seeing any "lady" who would take him on as a Client even after reading his comments.