I`m done with massage parlors

joelove69's Avatar
I want to apologize to Angel T , Hunter 585, & Kandy. I went to the massage parlor and had terrible service. I should have called one of my regulars. I know how you ladies make me feel UUUMMM REAL GOOD. I wasted $160.00 on lame service and I didn't even leave satisfied.
Plastic Man's Avatar
dont worry yer ...plastic man ...said the same thing bouts eatin frog ...legs an it didnt lasts ferever

...yall be back hopin fer a nice penis ...rub soon enough
No apologies needed, its good to try new things every now and then.
I'm here whenever your ready for some of this heavenly pussy

Btw, you can stop by my birthday party For some fun too, there will be strippers! Yay!
(Contact legacy for info)
rooster's Avatar
...I wasted $160.00 on lame service and I didn't even leave satisfied. Originally Posted by joelove69
I went to a stupid-ass "juice bar" in the Lower Hudson Valley Wednesday night just out of curiosity. I was smart enough to leave only about $25 poorer (10 to the door, 8 for a couple of Cokes, and a few singles stuffed into a garter belt). But one of the strippers said she would "suck me" if I spent a minimum of $100...AFTER I paid $150 for the 30 minute "private dance." So it could have been worse. You could have paid $250+ for a bad BJ...at least I assume it would be bad...maybe not. Seems you could see Angel 5 times for that....

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Always Horny's Avatar
I want to apologize to Angel T , Hunter 585, & Kandy. I went to the massage parlor and had terrible service. I should have called one of my regulars. I know how you ladies make me feel UUUMMM REAL GOOD. I wasted $160.00 on lame service and I didn't even leave satisfied. Originally Posted by joelove69
You need to go the the right AMPs. And they sure as hell aren't in Western NY.
rooster's Avatar
You need to go the the right AMPs. And they sure as hell aren't in Western NY. Originally Posted by Always Horny
But HE is. Not easy for many cucks to travel. Still....there are better options, fer sure.

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Always Horny's Avatar
But HE is. Not easy for many cucks to travel. Still....there are better options, fer sure.

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No doubt. I used to travel a fair bit with my job, so I was very lucky in that regard. Now I don't, so I'm stuck in the same lousy AMP boat as the OP.