A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a
retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her
mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one
ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're
history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out
first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun
and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and
begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing
her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts
licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for
several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like
that in my life." He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top
that?"
The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of
there."