Charlie Sheen--Poor Pathetic Loser!

Has anyone elee turned the channel whenever that "drug-suckin' super rock star" Charlie Sheen suddenly pops up doing an(other) interview? I can't help thinking how pathetic that he actually believes that about himself. I can't decide if he's delusional or has his head so far up his ass that he really believes that he's living in the real world when he puts a knife to his girlfriend's throat or starts choking the porn star that was dumb enough to put herself in that position (I presume it was knees behind ears) or believes that doing drugs to excess is OK for him because he's "special" and his body is different from everyone else that ingests too much crap.
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Even more sad is that he makes over 20 million a year. Hollywood has their priorities all wrong. If I was involved with a death pool bet I would throw him in the list.
I've been hearing about this and just caught a little bit of one interview with him this morning. Hard to understand what his thought process is on all this publicity he's stirring up for himself. Looks like a train wreck to me. I wonder what Martin Sheen's take is on all of this? Or his brother, Emilio Estevez? He looked nuts to me during the part of the interview I saw. I don't know if that's some chemical imbalance...or just chemicals. He needs to get some help.
I love Charlie's sitcom! But yes I have seen some interviews this week and all I can say is WOW. His eyes are all glazed over, and his actual personality (I have become so accustomed to his sit-com persona) is wayyyyyy out there. He was spouting some crap about how special he was because he had "Adonis DNA and Dragonblood" or some crazy thing like that and his mannerisms were exaggerated and his speech patterns were bizarre as well.

And all of this really sucks, because like I said I REALLY like his work. It is pitiful to see him this way. I don't care if he want's to party, but sheesh could he turn it down a notch so at least he could work?

Hey, Leno did a number on him last night though! Looked for a video of the Jay Leno spoof interview but apparently it 's not up yet.
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Charlie Sheen has provided me with 10 years worth of soundbites in 1 hr of rambling. That is talent. I can't wait to get my hands on that drug named Charlie Sheen.
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  • Zep
  • 03-01-2011, 02:15 PM
What can you expect from a white guy that thinks he's a mexican playing a white guy. Maybe he's into that scientology crap too.
He's been so far around the bend that he can't even see the bend anymore for years.

Vaccinations cause autism, 9/11 was an inside job (of the no-planer faction complete with a faked interview with Obama,) etc.

But my favourite of the current crop is the whole 'fire breathing fists' thing -- no, that's just when you hold the lighter up to your crack pipe, dude.
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Maybe I am in the minority here, but I find his interviews to be unintentional comic gold! He has, at least in my mind, officially entered the Mike Tyson Zone where literally nothing he does would surprise me.
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If I was CBS, get the show started again and Chaim Lorre just swallow his pride. Stupid not to be doing the show again and make money off this insanity.

I, especially, loved the fact that "The View" brought on Charlie's conspiracy buddy, Alex Jones, and all he did was advertise his web site and spew his opinions about 9/11 and everything. How dumb his Barbara Walters' people?
Y'know, the guy makes $2 million a week, parties like he's 21 and hangs out with the A-list of porn starlets. Seems like if he'd find some love anywhere, it would be on ECCIE. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he's one of our regulars.
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Y'know, the guy makes $2 million a week, parties like he's 21 and hangs out with the A-list of porn starlets. Seems like if he'd find some love anywhere, it would be on ECCIE. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he's one of our regulars. Originally Posted by TexasT
+1
My understanding is that Baba Wawa got a bit hot around the collar, but even if I was home, I wouldn't have watched a show with that wackadoodle AJ on -- he published the afore mentioned faked interview as straight news for more than three hours before the comments being left forced him to admit it was fake.

And let's not even get into the abuse of Sheen's various partners (who was it that locked herself in the bathroom recently?) or his attempted smear of Lorre (born Charles Michael Levine) as "Chaim Lorre," and then whining "So you're telling me, anytime someone calls me Carlos Estevez, I can claim they are anti-Latino?"

Ummmm -- Charlie? That *is* your real name. Chaim isn't Lorre's. Do you see the difference?

Anyone notice Sheen's demanding a 50% increase in his salary to return to a show that's basically being cancelled -- if it comes back, I'll give long odds that his character has died by some gruesome means off screen, and they bring in someone else to be the half-a-man.
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I saw part of the interview and he was beyond weird. He was demanding a raise in salary, wanting CBS to say that THEY are sorry, and that he is always right. If he has not already fried his brain, they are about to be blackened to a crisp. Of course this is after running his SUV off a cliff---TWICE.
Just saw a quote on my other favourite site -- did he really say CBS should lick his feet?

Sounds like he has the network that pays his bills and his hoes mixed up...
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trippin on funy muny