What is the best anal lube out there ?
I need something so slick and slippery that it will enable me to push a cucumber through a garden hose !
No numbing agents please; I want her to feel every glorious inch of me!

Can't beat Albolene. It is distributed by Numark Laboratories and contains mineral oil, petrolatum, paraffin, ceresin and beta carotene. Any pharmacy should be able to order Albolene or you can shop on the Web. Goes for about $11 for a large jar. It says it is make-up remover/moisturizing cleanser - but those in the know say it can't be beat as an anal lube. It does not dry out or get tacky like a lot of lubes. Kinda melts and stays slippery. No numbing at all. Do not use it with latex (condoms or diaphragms) since the petrolatum and mineral oil can compromise effectiveness. Originally Posted by JetsI'd like to respectfully disagree with this one. I've tried it in my youth and it burned. I have very sensitive skin, though, and our play was vaginal. I remember it being a very popular lube back in the day but why not use just the newer and sterile stuff that they have?
Has anyone tried anal eze does it really work???? Originally Posted by oLiViA88My suggestion is to NEVER use anything that numbs the area. I know of others who DO use it but pain is what will tell you to go slower or lack of it ... well, you know what I mean.