it be a historic day yer ...plastic man ...is now writin a 6000th ...post!
...that means 6000 brilliant ...witty an timely banters bouts penis an ...vagina
...in honor of this momentous occasion yer ...plastic man ...would like ta apologize fer one great oversight
...yes yer ...plastic man ...be sorry the efforts here havents been ...huger
...plastic man ...is committed ta redoublin the ...effort ta make merica an the beloved jimmie...board great ...again!
...jesus ...bless ya