Explain Women, Please

I spent $9,000 on a boob job for the wife, she was delighted.

I spent another $6,000 on a nose job for her, she was ecstatic.

I spent $7,000 on liposuction for her and she was over the moon.

Then I spent $200 on a blow job for myself and she goes fucking mental.

Women ............. !!!!

Seems to me that after $22K the BJ should have been free

I love that! Can't wait to tell it.

HA HA HA HA LOL THATS TERRIBLE LOL AFTER 22K HELL YOU SHOULD BE GETTING SO MANY BLOW JOBS YOUR DICK SHOULD HURT LOL!!

Seems to me that after $22K the BJ should have been free Originally Posted by 44formore

I think he spent the money for the bj on another girl, not his wife.

I know a good doc that will give you better prices that that, lol...and I can beat that price for just a BJ!

lol i'll borrow this quote.

OMG thats soooo funny!!! LOL

I know a good doc that will give you better prices that that, lol...and I can beat that price for just a BJ! Originally Posted by AimeeAims

I am just making a mental note LOL

What the hell OldGrump have you been talking to my SO again??
I don't understand I hate cutting the grass so she got a lawn service to do it once a week and I didn't get upset, I don't like cleaning the pool so she got a pool service once a week I didn't get upset, I don't like washing the car so she takes it down and has it washed once a week I didn't get upset, And the best part she don't like cleaning the house so I got her a maid service to come in once a week and she is ok with that.

But she don't give blowjobs and then got pissed because I went and got one from somebody else, and you say men are hard to understand.

Hobbyfun, it doesn't seem fair. You hire all these outside services for her then get a simple one for yourself and Noooooo.....

I don't get it either.

I guess the wife objected to the price!