Thank you for shopping at Costco.

One day at work, Barney said over the qubicle wall to Bill, "Man, my elbow
is really hurting. I've got to go see a doctor."

Bill replied, "Save your money. They just installed a diagnostic computer
at Costco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you
what's wrong, and recommend a treatment.

"It takes less than a minute, and only costs five bucks. Faster and
cheaper than a doctor."

So Barney put some of his urine into a small jar and took it down to
Costco, and sat down at the diagnostic computer terminal. He paid the five
dollars. The computer lit up and asked for the urine sample. He poured in
the sample into the slot and waited.

Less than a minute later, the computer printed out the following:
You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity. It will improve in two weeks.

Thank you for shopping at Costco.

He was amazed at this new technology!

He went home, and started to wonder if the computer could be fooled. He
decided to give it a try. He mixed some tap water and urine samples from
his wife, his son, and even his dog. Just for good measure, he "pleasured
himself" into the jar. Barney went back to Costco, eager to see what would
happen.

He deposited five dollars, and poured in his concoction. Less than a
minute later, the computer printed out the following:
1) Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.

2) Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.

3) Your son has a cocaine habit. Get him into rehab.

4) Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5) And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
better.

Thank you for shopping at Costco.

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good one

An oldie, but a goodie

An oldie, but a goodie Originally Posted by qixerotic

You talking about the joke or OSD?

Both LOL, I have no idea the age of the jokes.