*dies laughing* my response to bb request this morning

This morning I got a bb request which happens like once or twice a month. Instead of my usual calling him crazy or sending std statistics I decided to troll.
Him "i see ur fetish friendly and I ��cream pie"
Me "I mean I guess if you're clean and recently tested."
Him "yes, I'm clean. What do I need to bring u?"
Me "just bring your test results, your driver's license, a photocopy of your last tax return to verify you can afford child support, and $1000 half in $100s and the other half in $50s and $20s "
Geeeeeee, I wonder why I didn't hear back from him?!?! Lmfao!

Just to be clear just in case some crazy person thinks this really is a threAD advertising it NOOOOOO.

Well dear, it takes time to get all that together ya know,lol!

Just to be clear just in case some crazy person thinks this really is a threAD advertising it NOOOOOO. Originally Posted by Lexxxy

yeah uh ...sure it aint no ...threAD

...cause there just be ...so many people who mights ...cares bouts yer ...funnel dates

My love muff Plasi... You seen to forget this is what this forum section is for. Seems many of you do.. How many look at me threads have you started on this site? LOL

You think a bunch of dudes what to see threads by a bunch of dudes? Is this a broke back mountain bros for bros dating site?

Its a hooker forum... Hookers and the track team gals bring the guys. Move alone instead of whining about thread in a section that is meant for such thread. Go hang out in your 50 threads.

On topic. I just say no and they stop texting or emailing. LOL. I'll have to try this one time! haha.

This morning I got a bb request which happens like once or twice a month. Instead of my usual calling him crazy or sending std statistics I decided to troll.
Him "i see ur fetish friendly and I ��cream pie"
Me "I mean I guess if you're clean and recently tested."
Him "yes, I'm clean. What do I need to bring u?"
Me "just bring your test results, your driver's license, a photocopy of your last tax return to verify you can afford child support, and $1000 half in $100s and the other half in $50s and $20s "
Geeeeeee, I wonder why I didn't hear back from him?!?! Lmfao!

Just to be clear just in case some crazy person thinks this really is a threAD advertising it NOOOOOO. Originally Posted by Lexxxy

LMAO......omg girl I'm gonna piss myself laughing so hard...silly boys

My love muff Plasi... You seen to forget this is what this forum section is for. Seems many of you do.. How many look at me threads have you started on this site? LOL

You think a bunch of dudes what to see threads by a bunch of dudes? Is this a broke back mountain bros for bros dating site?

Its a hooker forum... Hookers and the track team gals bring the guys. Move alone instead of whining about thread in a section that is meant for such thread. Go hang out in your 50 threads. Originally Posted by ElleW

oh (sm)elle it be ...interestin how ya be so concerned bouts the ...banter on this whore ...board

...certainly there must ...be other sites fer rent a ...cunt fer ya ta ...fret over

...ya knows one ...where the pods can roam ...freely

This morning I got a bb request which happens like once or twice a month. Instead of my usual calling him crazy or sending std statistics I decided to troll.
Him "i see ur fetish friendly and I ��cream pie"
Me "I mean I guess if you're clean and recently tested."
Him "yes, I'm clean. What do I need to bring u?"
Me "just bring your test results, your driver's license, a photocopy of your last tax return to verify you can afford child support, and $1000 half in $100s and the other half in $50s and $20s "
Geeeeeee, I wonder why I didn't hear back from him?!?! Lmfao!

Just to be clear just in case some crazy person thinks this really is a threAD advertising it NOOOOOO. Originally Posted by Lexxxy

...
Me "just bring your test results, your driver's license, a photocopy of your last tax return to verify you can afford child support, and $1000 half in $100s and the other half in $50s and $20s "
Geeeeeee, I wonder why I didn't hear back from him?!?! Lmfao!... Originally Posted by Lexxxy

Lexxxy, And why didn't you offer to give back the first born as a freebie- as a friendship token, and fond memory?

I am old enough to remember the pre HIV days when BB requests were not unreasonable from the male viewpoint. And, I am sure that he will happily absorb the full cost of college education etc.

So what happens when a guy comes back with an affirmative response?

So what happens when a guy comes back with an affirmative response? Originally Posted by Lakeside2016

I would laugh so hard I cried, I highly doubted a guy seeking a half hour asking my specials would come back with an okay.
There is a real serious "breeding " fetish with thousands upon thousands of members in the tristate area which is why I tagged on the disclaimer. I kid you not I thought "oh shit what if someone reads that and thinks that's my rate for it?!?!" To each their own, it's not my thing. I have used a female condom and roleplayed it with dirty talk and all which isn't too uncommon.

What about your ass?

Still need a tax return?

Him "yes, I'm clean. What do I need to bring u?"
Me "a stretchy cock extender" Originally Posted by Lexxxy

Gotta have some reach , whew

Him "yes, I'm clean. What do I need to bring u?"
Me: "a stretchy cock extender" Originally Posted by Lexxxy

Gotta have some reach , whew Originally Posted by Carlos Danger

Lexxy - you can refer those gentlemen requesting BBFS to this lady:

http://rochester.backpage.com/WomenS...g-you/22573465



"please help me i need to get pregnant make me pregnant please please please im begging you
its really urgent i need to become a pregnant mother im single and need to get pregnant if interested HIT ME UP 518-217-8652 Lets make this baby or babies
Poster's age: 23

• Location: Rochester, SARANAC LAKE"

What the fuck.