Six reason hotel sex is the best

Six Reasons Hotel Sex Is Awesome

Here are a few reasons why hotel sex is awesome. Make no mistake, these aren’t the only reasons but some of those that I just thought of off the top of my head.

Foreplay In The Elevator
Having foreplay in an elevator is thrilling. It’s one of those things that you can’t miss out on if you are staying in a nice hotel. I never waste an opportunity to try and hook up in an elevator with a horny girl that I just connected with. It’s risky but the sexual rush is awesome and it’s a perfect primer for the hotel room.

50/50 Zone
Having hotel sex with someone means that neither of you really are in one or the others zone. It’s 50/50 or what I consider neutral and that makes things less stressful for both parties. You don’t want someone snooping around your house to find things that turn them off right? Of course not! They won’t be found in a hotel room!
Soundproof Walls
Let me tell you something, your house or apartment are not soundproof. The luxury hotel down the street is soundproof and allows you or your sex partner to moan and scream all you want. Basically, you can pound that horny girl you just had drinks with in the hotel lobby without having your neighbors ask you questions about the tornado in your apartment the next day.

Big Clean Bed
Hotel sex comes with the perk of walking into a big clean freshly made bed. There something that is comforting about hooking up in a bed with clean sheets that are tightly made. It doesn’t make for any mishaps that sheets flying everywhere can cause. Not to mention that it makes you look clean as fuck.

Awesome Shower And Bathroom
If you rented a nice room at a great hotel then chances are you have access to a very nice shower and bathroom. I’m not saying that you have to use it but you both might as well right! Fuck her in the shower and then again on the bed.

No Clean Up
When having sex in a hotel, all you have to do is through out the condom and walk out the door. Nothing else needs to be done. The maid will take care of the rest. How fucking awesome is that!

Those are a few reasons why are enjoy hotel sex and I’m pretty confident that you feel the same exact way. Hotel sex is different. It is exciting. It adventurous. It is something you should be proud of being able to partake in!

Many years ago, I was in hotel management (the stories I could tell!).

I remember finding a gathering of housekeepers at one room that was being cleaned (a checkout). They were hootin and hollerin. I walked up to find 11 used condoms on the floor. The ladies were all laughing and telling me to look up the name of the man who was in the room so I could give them his number. I brought them all back to reality quickly when I told them it was likely 1 girl with 11 guys!

Many years ago, I was in hotel management (the stories I could tell!).

I remember finding a gathering of housekeepers at one room that was being cleaned (a checkout). They were hootin and hollerin. I walked up to find 11 used condoms on the floor. The ladies were all laughing and telling me to look up the name of the man who was in the room so I could give them his number. I brought them all back to reality quickly when I told them it was likely 1 girl with 11 guys! Originally Posted by o2flyhi

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

JaG