Don't you hate it when...

...you're about to climax, and she says "All philosophies are mental fabrications. There has never been a single doctrine by which one could enter the true essence of things."

Total Existential Boner Killer. If Toyz was here I'm sure that he would Copyright and Trademark E.B.K., but he's not. Now I only have 2 full inches of man meat, so when she says something like that my little pecker goes in retreat. I was so close to climaxing, but now I don't even want to because I realize how meaningless life truly is.

I hate it when that happens!

I'd have told her, "True. That's why MY essence is going into this condom."

Remember Dr. StrangeLove? "I don't avoid women. But I do deny them my essence."