Amusing ads

http://rochester.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-plow-me-30-off-donation-if-you-plow-my-driveway/6495869

Interesting way to get your driveway done. I can't find the link but I saw an ad that described a girl as, "thick as cold grits". Never heard that saying before.
Anyone else have some odd or amusing ads?

This should be a great thread thanks for starting

Well...this thread didn't get too much traction...but...here is a little sumthin sumthin I found tonight that brought a chuckle...

Dead hubby. Died on Thanksgiving. His body has been rotting ever since, and she's been sucking cock after cock to break him out and drive him home...

http://rochester.backpage.com/Female...ilish/22965856

Well...this thread didn't get too much traction...but...here is a little sumthin sumthin I found tonight that brought a chuckle...

Dead hubby. Died on Thanksgiving. His body has been rotting ever since, and she's been sucking cock after cock to break him out and drive him home...

http://rochester.backpage.com/Female...ilish/22965856 Originally Posted by SinfulFun

That's a new one! I remember once a girl called herself a black stallion. There was a girl that got busted then changed her ads to selling and delivering hot soup.

I saw this one she as big as a side of the house and said she a smaller BBW Lmmfao


http://tallahassee.backpage.com/Fema...l-now/10140336

There was one where the grammar was so bad I couldn't figure out what they were talking about. She said in her ad "I don't do incalls or outcalls"
Or one that describes having " a lumpy booty". I have never found "lumpy" to be an alluring term.

There was one where the grammar was so bad I couldn't figure out what they were talking about. She said in her ad "I don't do incalls or outcalls"
Or one that describes having " a lumpy booty". I have never found "lumpy" to be an alluring term. Originally Posted by egg585

HA! I saw one tonight on Rochester BP...

OUTCALLS ONLY or incalls

nursing home outcalls by a latina in miami.

Just one more...

I know this is common...I have seen it quite a bit....

Absolutely NO contact info....

http://rochester.backpage.com/Female...women/22932554

Just one more...

I know this is common...I have seen it quite a bit....

Absolutely NO contact info....

http://rochester.backpage.com/Female...women/22932554 Originally Posted by SinfulFun

lol i love the ones with crazy shit in the back ground. yolo

http://pittsburgh.backpage.com/Femal...-play/35833136
Here is a pale girl listed as an ebony bombshell.

http://pittsburgh.backpage.com/Femal...-play/35833136
Here is a pale girl listed as an ebony bombshell. Originally Posted by Lexxxy

Maybe she's one of those PC freaks with a white guilt complex posing as a black person

http://rochester.backpage.com/Female...-play/22483971



This one always makes me laugh. She places like 10 ads in a row every day spamming BP maybe thinking it will get her ad seen. I wonder if anyone is desperate enough to pay her for services? Gross!! She could scare a hungry Doberman off the back of a meat truck.

http://rochester.backpage.com/Female...-play/22483971



This one always makes me laugh. She places like 10 ads in a row every day spamming BP maybe thinking it will get her ad seen. I wonder if anyone is desperate enough to pay her for services? Gross!! She could scare a hungry Doberman off the back of a meat truck. Originally Posted by Jesse pinkman

like other's have said before, and not just about sarita but about other providers on the "curvier" side of things... to each his own. Some of us do prefer a little padding,. That's all I am saying..



JP Originally Posted by Jesse pinkman

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http://rochester.backpage.com/AdultJobs/cash/22750401

http://rochester.backpage.com/Stripp...ining/23330586


Here is another one that I got a kick out of since I actually tried to set something up once before and her rates were just ridiculous. Over the Summer she posted for the first time and actually used her real number so I was able to see her Facebook and instagram page. She is a very cute girl but her TCB skills were very bad. Texted back and forth a few times (it always took her about 12-24 hours to return my messages, no hurry to "make that money apparently). She asked my age and to describe myself after I asked her rates and she came back with $250 for 15 minutes of play, and the kicker was that she had no transportation and I was supposed to pick her up at her boyfriends apt to bring her back to my place for play. Hmmmm.... hell no!! Saw pictures of her with her BF on Facebook, probably had more gold in his mouth than fort knox!! She posts about every other week or so in the adult jobs section. Dont waste your time you will get a serious runaround and ridiculous demands or god forbid you come face to face with her pimp/boyfriend/hustler whatever you want to call him. Definitely bad news all around. But if you are bored and want an entertaining text conversation it could be a fun way to kill some time.

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