A Greek tragedy

As 2016 rounds to a close, I pause to reflect on some of the fabulous times I've had as a provider. I've been left awestruck with wonder at the skills you gents possess!

However, this is the story of a Greek tragedy.

So, years ago, I had a Greek session that left us both with "booty butter" at the end of the session. He made a joke and said, "I've been hit at and missed, but I've never been shit at and hit." We both laughed, cleaned up and remain friends to this day.

It's hard as a provider to know when everything is going to be "squeaky clean." You can do your best to prep for a Greek session, and yet...biology sometimes takes over. You cannot control everything. But when you play in the back door, sometimes shit happens!

Anyone else had a Greek session that didn't go as well as they'd hoped for? Or made them change their mind about offering, or asking for, Greek?

I know when I'm performing Greek on a client, it does not freak me out if things get a little messy. So I wondered if it's the same for a guy on the other end of the equation.

Candice

As Forest Gump said "it happens" just clean things up and keep going. They don't call it a trip up the mud road for nothing. I love greek so it hasn't stopped me yet. As long as the girl doesn't freak out about it and end the session.

true that shit happens but i prefer a planed greek trip as opposed to spur type. a little mess i can deal with sometimes in spur of the moment trips its like a massacre just not with blood! not only is it physically not attractive but its also not comfortable for either party. thankfully clean up is a lot easier with a cover on!

i love greek im an ass man to the core i just dont prefer dirty anal. i had some horrific tales from my younger years yuck i don't even want to reminisce.

i prefer to think that a ladies caboose is all unicorns and rainbows if i think anything else it just kills it for me!

Several years ago, Had a horrible Greek session, she was drunk and obviously hadn't prepared or just didn't give a shit but most have been very pleasurable. Haven't been doing it at all lately as condoms absolutely ruin the experience for me.

I did a mmf with one of my ATFs a couple years ago (one of her fantasies that another guy and I fulfilled for her) and during some pretty rough greek, at one point, I pulled out and there was a bit on it. I quickly disposed of that cover and changed without the other guy seeing so the provider could save a little face.

I'd seen her almost every day that week and did greek most of those times with no problems. It was just a fluke, but we covered it well.

Never had this happen, but did have a provider leave a ten inch dark brown skid mark on the hotel bed and Greek was not an activity. She was all over the place with her activities but all off the sudden it was only missionary allowed and she wasn't moving from that spot. I thought it was weird but finished. I didn't notice a smell but I got up to get a wash cloth but still had not noticed it. I was in the bathroom for just a second and came out to see the skid mark (probably more accurate to call it a shit stain) and her pulling the blankets off the bed. She said she wanted us to take a shower so I joined her. She made a comment like "we have shit all over us" but I was clean.

I didn't really hold it against her and tried to get with her short notice once afterwards. The one thing though was at the end of our session she kept talking bad about NASCAR fans and other providers. I was just sitting there doing my best to not ask her how she can talk shit on people minutes after she literally shit the bed. I guess I can also say I literally fucked the shit out of a girl.

I honestly think that half of a session is the ability to be hot and nasty, and the other half is the ability to roll with your humanness together. Sometimes a guy's dick doesn't work. You improvise. Sometimes a woman will queef loudly because you've fucked her full of air. You laugh it off.

The worst Greek session I've had was with a guy where I was his first trip to the islands. After he'd left his mark on the dirty road, he pulled out and there was booty butter on the condom.

Instead of just being nonchalant about it, he freaked out. Started gagging and swinging his dick around, getting shit on the sheets, the floor and yes, even his white socks. I was trying to calm him down, get the condom off, rush him to the shower and keep him from barfing in my bed. Let's just say I earned my donation that day!

While he showered, I stripped the bed, cleaned my floor, sprayed my room with a fragrance mist and cleaned myself up. And I washed his socks out by hand! haha

I felt badly because I had prepped as best as I could for him, and yet...he was not happy about the whole experience because of the "dirty" part of the "road." Thank God the Greek option was his MSOG attempt so he had already had some good, clean fun prior to this not-so-happy ending to our date.

I think I might start asking upfront, "Hey, think you'll be tapping that ass of mine today?" Would that be too forward?

i think with a provider if greek is an option and your client is even remotely thinking about it he should mention it. for prep purposes as sometimes prep can take a while to flush clean. now this guy being his first time with it probably didn't know any better but for him to flip out like that is uncalled for!

on the other side of the coin if it was sprung on a lady last minute this option should probably have been denied as proper notice for said activities was not given to you! but being fairly versed in anal play while incidentals happen! i would be none too happy if what you explained with out great detail which is appreciated sounds to be quite a generous amount. being our subculture what it is and being the paying customer i probably would not have been too happy with a result as such either!

i think with a provider if greek is an option and your client is even remotely thinking about it he should mention it. for prep purposes as sometimes prep can take a while to flush clean. now this guy being his first time with it probably didn't know any better but for him to flip out like that is uncalled for!

on the other side of the coin if it was sprung on a lady last minute this option should probably have been denied as proper notice for said activities was not given to you! but being fairly versed in anal play while incidentals happen! i would be none too happy if what you explained with out great detail which is appreciated sounds to be quite a generous amount. being our subculture what it is and being the paying customer i probably would not have been too happy with a result as such either! Originally Posted by satan666

Yes, it was not my best Greek date, for sure! And yes, it was sprung on me last minute but I try to be "ready" as much as I can for all possibilities. But Mother Nature is a force!

Filing away for future reference, and very much appreciate the honest feedback!

It's happened a few times. I like Greek and I've been fortunate enough to have a couple of SO's who liked Greek a lot. I've gotten pretty good at covering up; I don't want the woman to be embarrassed. I mean, by the time it's discovered, I've already had a great time and there's no reason for her to leave with bad feelings.

It's happened a few times. I like Greek and I've been fortunate enough to have a couple of SO's who liked Greek a lot. I've gotten pretty good at covering up; I don't want the woman to be embarrassed. I mean, by the time it's discovered, I've already had a great time and there's no reason for her to leave with bad feelings. Originally Posted by Kshunter

And this is why you are one of my ATF gents!

Ive only tried greek with a provider once. It was 30 years ago. I was young, she was young and hot. I licked her asshole for a few minutes and was ready. No matter how hard I tried, she was too tight. I couldnt get it in. She even sat on top, straddled my cock and slowly lowered herself. It wasnt going in. She was way to tight. I was bummed. Back then the extra for greek was 20.00 bucks. She was a sweet gal, and gave it back to me. Not sure if she was just experimenting and got scared to do it or what, but my first greek experience had to wait. It was the first ass I ever really licked though. Ive never had a bad, stinky experience after penetration.

She even sat on top, straddled my cock and slowly lowered herself. It wasnt going in. She was way to tight. Originally Posted by MrNyceGuy

Wow, that may have been part of the problem. Unless you are versed in Greek, it's very hard to get the party started in the CG position.

CG allows the girl to have full control and ease into it. I've had it work for me before when the girl gave me the "that won't fit" response.

CG allows the girl to have full control and ease into it. I've had it work for me before when the girl gave me the "that won't fit" response. Originally Posted by Longermonger

I know it's each lady's preference. For me, doggy and backing up on to it works best. Plus, I like to bounce my juicy ass against a guy's groin and get tea bagged during doggy! Win/Win!