Godzilla vs. Zombies

1. We are told that the bulk of the radiation in Japan is blowing out to sea.
2. The Pacific is full of life.
3. Japanese people eat lots of seafood.
4. Irradiated sea creatures turn into mutant monsters. We know this from the Godzilla historical documentaries.
5. Ingesting mutant flesh turns you into a zombie. (Everybody knows this.)
6. Therefore, Japanese people will not simply get higher rates of cancer from eating fish poisoned with cesium. Tokyo will become a battleground between Godzilla and an army of ninja zombies.

Okay, I'm just having some fun. But in all seriousness I don't think the idea that a possible seafood-path might expose Japanese citizens to nuclear fallout has been investigated. I've heard about the food-path for milk and iodine, but nothing about fish and cesium.

If there is one country in the world that knows how to handle nuclear radiation, it's Japan. And if they can't, Godzilla will save them. The ninja zombies don't have a chance. And Longer, just so you can't say I disagree with everything you say, you are exactly right, eating mutant flesh will turn a person into a zombie. Please be careful out there everyone! If your sushi is glowing, send it back.

Yay! We agree.

Can we also agree whose fault it is?

I already know who you're going to blame. And to that I say:

Bush???

I already know who you're going to blame. And to that I say:

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

Hey, you get blamed for all kinds of stuff. You should make a list. At least getting blamed for radioactive sushi and Godzilla vs. Ninja Zombies is cool.

Hey, you get blamed for all kinds of stuff. You should make a list. At least getting blamed for radioactive sushi and Godzilla vs. Ninja Zombies is cool. Originally Posted by Longermonger

Hey, yeah! It is kinda cool, isn't it?