Funny stuff in showcases...

Scribe's Avatar
I always get a kick out of reviews, but sometimes you find funny things in showcases... here's one:

There's a new ATF (so everybody is raving) and she's really cute - so I check out her showcase and I see this:

Donations2HR-580 1 HR-260 HHR- 190

Now, all I can think of is (since she's got good reviews)...

"If we go two hours, I'm charging you an EXTRA $60 - because (whew!) that's just a lot of f#cking work!"

Anyone seen any other funny stuff in Showcases?
~Ze~'s Avatar
  • ~Ze~
  • 01-07-2017, 01:32 AM
How about you bend over and take a hard cock for two solid hours... tell me how your ass feels after that and if it is worth charging an extra 60 bucks.

Maybe she's got to pay extra for a sitter... who knows. Ya don't like her rates, don't see her.

Now... have you SEEN my showcase. Most accurate photos ever. I am a cheap mechanical fuckbot.

Go4it's Avatar
  • Go4it
  • 01-07-2017, 03:28 AM
Never do that 2 hour session, Just book 2 one hour sessions back to back.
Chung Tran's Avatar
I used to think seeing "open minded" and "freaky" next to "CBJ" was funny.. it's so normal now I don't remember to laugh anymore.
BLM69's Avatar
  • BLM69
  • 01-17-2017, 10:29 AM
How about you bend over and take a hard cock for two solid hours... tell me how your ass feels after that and if it is worth charging an extra 60 bucks.

Maybe she's got to pay extra for a sitter... who knows. Ya don't like her rates, don't see her.

Now... have you SEEN my showcase. Most accurate photos ever. I am a cheap mechanical fuckbot.

Originally Posted by ~Ze~
Heaven forbid that she would have to pull out an extra $20 for babysitting out of her $500+....that's some hooker logic right there, maybe her sitter will work for free if she was to flip burgers for a living?
DallasRain's Avatar
I am curious ....limited gfe with a HIGH price point???

I know it is up to a lady to charge what she wants and feels comfortable with.......but with so many gals lower priced with full menus,what is she thinking??
~Ze~'s Avatar
  • ~Ze~
  • 01-17-2017, 10:55 PM
She is thinking, it is her body, so her rules.

If we stop wasting so much time seeing each other as competition, and start focusing on ourselves and our business and those that want to see us... we would all be more successful.
She is thinking, it is her body, so her rules.

If we stop wasting so much time seeing each other as competition, and start focusing on ourselves and our business and those that want to see us... we would all be more successful. Originally Posted by ~Ze~

You're so right....
DallasRain's Avatar
Well yep that IS true...so maybe I shoulda just stayed quiet...my bad.
L.A.'s Avatar
  • L.A.
  • 01-18-2017, 06:25 AM
How about this one?

"And I do cover for pretty much everything, or its extra, extra, extra.. Safety first!"

So is it safety first or money first?
txexetoo's Avatar
Wrong forum. This forum is for Non hobby topics
Grace Preston's Avatar
How about this one?

"And I do cover for pretty much everything, or its extra, extra, extra.. Safety first!"

So is it safety first or money first? Originally Posted by L.A.
Maybe she's using the extra cash as a makeshift condom
LustyBustyGina38FF's Avatar

She is thinking, it is her body, so her rules.

If we stop wasting so much time seeing each other as competition, and start focusing on ourselves and our business and those that want to see us... we would all be more successful. Originally Posted by ~Ze~
DallasRain's Avatar
I perv the showcases daily....some mighty fine women here.....but thats another post Lol