Threads to start the New Year

So far we are barely a week into 2017 and we have already seen a "Why won't escorts see black clients?" thread and an "It is so risky to have sex with escorts!" thread.

Someone needs to get 2017 started with a thread about:

1) Prices are too damn high!
2) Screening is too strict!
3) The mods are being too strict!
4) The mods aren't doing their job!
5) Where can I get Viagra?

So what other threads are we missing to start this year off?

Don't forget about broke jokers talking about "GPS"

Don't forget about broke jokers talking about "GPS" Originally Posted by GemmaFox

I was including that in the "prices are too damn high" bit, but GPS could be another topic.

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