1) They should change the name to "Shitloads Of Gold-digging Barracuda"
2) If anyone EVER asks you gentleman why you prefer the company of quality providers instead of trying to find true love/companionship in the real world... just send them to POF for an afternoon.
If there was ever ANY doubt I was going to die alone, after seeing the alternatives available at POF (etc.) I'm extremely fucking comfortable with the first option.