The Golfer

It's late and that's when I recall the classics...

John and his wife Sarah and taking part in a guys and girls golf tournament. John and Sarah get to the first tee and, of course, Sarah will hit from the ladies tee first. John watches while his wife checks her make up, brushes her eyebrows, refreshes her lipstick and eventually tee's up her ball and hits it. John tees up his ball and within a few seconds hits it straight down the middle

They get to the second tee and the same process ensues. Sarah is pruning herself at the ladies tee box. John gets impatient and tees one up from the blue tees. He whacks it and tops the ball a little bit. The ball hits Sarah right in the back of the head and down she goes.

Fast forward to the emergency room. John is in the waiting room, waiting to hear from the Doctor. The Doctor comes into the room and says to John, "We couldn't save her. She had a golf ball imbedded into her skull. It killed her. But, for some strange reason, we also found a golf ball imbedded in her anus. John says, "Oh, that was my mulligan"

A man stopped in the middle of putting when a funeral procession neared.
He placed his hat over the heart until it had passed.
One of the men said "Frank that was nice, did you know the person"?
Yep, we would have been married forty years next week.

It doubled.