8 Alternate phrases for calm your tits

Eight alternate phrases for calm your tits.. haha.. You're welcome.
I found this hilarious and thought I'd share. Hope everyone is staying warm and having a fantastic day!
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"Calm your tits"?? LMAO!!!

"Hey JaG, calm your tits buddy, you're getting too excited!"

Holy shit, I've gotta use that!
disizme2k16's Avatar
Hakuna your tatas... lol!
My favorite is, your honkers are going bonkers.
Lol, I get chill your tits, from my son when I am blowing the roof off the house.
Good one Punkin
I still haven't forgotten you Sophia! ; )
I want to see these calm tits yall are talking about...
JustaGuyinMS's Avatar
Great post! It's good to laugh in the morning.

JaG
I want to see these calm tits yall are talking about... Originally Posted by Road Lizard
Is this what you had in mind?

Is this what you had in mind?

Originally Posted by Lily Kat Wood

Somebody wasn't calm on those boobs! Bet they're relaxed now lol.
Just thought of one that needs to be added to the list:


"Your melons need jellin'"

...damn Dr. Scholls commercial...
Hahahaha.. y'all are great.