Hotel amenities

So I just checked into a hotel in northern New Mexico and found an unopened box of condoms in a drawer.
2 things came to mind:
1. Wow this rewards program is gonna pay off.
2. Glad they weren't used.

That is either really bad maid service ........ or really great maid service.

In addition to or in place of the Gideon Bible?

In the same drawer as the bible and the phone book......

The weird stuff I've found in a hotel room... Always look under the mattress and bed. I've found a pair of boots, money ($200) and a measuring scale along with some random bags of chips.

Ive only looked under the bed once. In Vegas. Ill never do it again lol. Bloody towel and actual foam boobs. Im good on looking now, let it be a mystery!

Ha! Once found (In Vegas, of course) someone's box of ammo in plain view on the shelf in closet. Since staff clearly missed it I put it on the dresser with a note.

Wrong caliber for your weapon???

I stayed at a budget hotel in Arkansas last month........on the nightstand the bible was open to a certain passage....i think it was John 3:16.................it was like the maid had done it on purpose!

I have found condoms before.. maybe they forgot them.. hehe

I would rather find condoms than John 3:16

One time on a business trip to San FranciscoI had put a new a box of condoms in the nightstand on the chance of getting lucky with a civilian. Next afternoon after maid service there was a napkin with a phone number in pink lipstick on top of the box.

Housekeeper was moonlighting. Young latina with minimal english.

Best. Trip. Ever.

Damn. I wish that would happen to me. Next time I go out of town I will try that.

So I just checked into a hotel in northern New Mexico and found an unopened box of condoms in a drawer.
2 things came to mind:
1. Wow this rewards program is gonna pay off.
2. Glad they weren't used. Originally Posted by tonguebath

Was this a dumpy hotel chain or............?
Either way (because nice(r) chains can slip too) i'd be real worried how the rest of the room was "cleaned". Hope they gave you a really great room upgrade at no cost IF you stayed lol.

Well now I am going to have to check under mattresses.....curiosity kills!!! LOL

On one trip, I left my laptop open to pornhub and came back later to find a spooging cock drawn on the mirror and a phone number. Was a fun trip.