Even The NFL Knows About Texans

StandinStraight's Avatar
Texas is a very backward thinking state that now is even being put in its place by the NFL. The NFL basically said that if conservative Texas continues to pass laws that attack human rights they will never get another Super Bowl! We need a president that will promise a wall around Texas! You hear me Hillary, we need you !
Texas is a very backward thinking state that now is even being put in its place by the NFL. The NFL basically said that if conservative Texas continues to pass laws that attack human rights they will never get another Super Bowl! We need a president that will promise a wall around Texas! You hear me Hillary, we need you ! Originally Posted by StandinStraight
If the state is so backward, why is everybody moving here? Including people from your home state, Pennsylvania?
Yssup Rider's Avatar
First of all, fuck you.

Second of all, fuck YINZ.

We've got the worst pols in the country, without a doubt, but I think PA coulda done little better on Nov 8.

And guess which city was just named best place in the US to live?

Not Hershey!
StandinStraight's Avatar
If the state is so backward, why is everybody moving here? Including people from your home state, Pennsylvania? Originally Posted by Revenant
Deplorables feel at home in Texas, that's why deplorables from other states gravitate there, to be closer to ignorance.
Texas is a very backward thinking state that now is even being put in its place by the NFL. The NFL basically said that if conservative Texas continues to pass laws that attack human rights they will never get another Super Bowl! We need a president that will promise a wall around Texas! You hear me Hillary, we need you ! Originally Posted by StandinStraight
Human rights like the "bathroom bill" that lets you and your transgender freaks into public restrooms with little kids? Those human rights you sick fuck.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...r-bowl-threat/

I have a better idea, why don't we just dig a hole and throw you, your reach around friends and Roger Goodell into it and cover it up.
Problem solved
StandinStraight's Avatar
Human rights like the "bathroom bill" that lets you and your transgender freaks into public restrooms with little kids? Those human rights you sick fuck.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...r-bowl-threat/

I have a better idea, why don't we just dig a hole and throw you, your reach around friends and Roger Goodell into it and cover it up.
Problem solved Originally Posted by canuckeight
Canuckeight the perfect kinda guy that should be living in Texas, rude, crude, ignorant and uneducated, you should donate your brain to science so we can try to find a cure for your mental disorder, maybe it could help cure your buddy that pretends like he drives a Lexus.
LexusLover's Avatar
Human rights like the "bathroom bill" ..... Originally Posted by canuckeight
If StandingInShit comes to Texas, hopefully by the time SHE gets here SHE'll know what gender SHE feels like being after SHE crosses the Red River.

But if StandingInShit wants to be HERself, I've yet to be at a rodeo when FEMALES haven't come in to the gentlemen's head to piss and been allowed to use a stall, if it's equipped, to squat over the toilet rather than the trough, so I'm sure SHE'LL be welcome!

I can't imagine a football game much different.

Just plan on drip drying, StandingInShit.
Canuckeight the perfect kinda guy that should be living in Texas, rude, crude, ignorant and uneducated, you should donate your brain to science so we can try to find a cure for your mental disorder, maybe it could help cure your buddy that pretends like he drives a Lexus. Originally Posted by StandinStraight

I hope you fantasy land libs keep it up. You will be lucky to get 84 electoral votes in 2020.

Oh BTW, Hillary is not President. Nor will she ever be.
Guest123018-4's Avatar
I got some Hershey for PA.
Hey StandinShit, what part do you live in?
The projects?
Yet another valid reason to ditch the NFL this season! Well, except the Cowboys games.

Kapperdick would be booed out of any Texas stadium.

Everything is BIGGER in Texas, including our values.
Do you know how we Texans get a 12 inch dick?

Fold it in half.
TheDaliLama's Avatar
If lived in both states. Both are great places to live.

I've heard PA discribed like this.... You got Pittsburg on one side and Philadelphia on the other....with Alabama in the middle.

As beautiful as PA is, I chose Texas. We have the best economy, the best weather, beautiful beaches, the hill country, the border, the best Mexican food, the friendliest people and the prettiest women I've ever seen..

StandinginShit, next to Lube MyAss you are the most ignorant POS to ever post here.
Well Stan-the-Stupid you fuck up there you got asswipe telling you to fuck off
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Yep. He fucked with the wrong Texan.
Ahh yes Texas ..... where the state motto is "Don't Mess With Texas" ..... and in case you missed it, here's what Governor Abbott had to say to the NFL ..... "The NFL needs to concentrate on playing football and get the hell out of politics. For some low-level NFL advisor to come out and say they are going to micromanage and try to dictate to the state of Texas what types of policies we're going to pass in our state, that's unacceptable. We don't care what the NFL thinks . . . they need to learn their place in the United States, which is to govern football, not politics" ..... now that's the perfect example of a governor being a fucking leader ..... North Carolina are you taking notes? ..... threaten us with no super bowls or no final fours? ..... get that shit outta here, when you've got you're priorities straight you don't cave to the transgenders, or the politically correct or the nutty politicians, I bet Pennsylvania is full of those .....