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Have I finally masturbated my way to blindness? I don't see anything!



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Have I finally masturbated my way to blindness? I don't see anything!



Cheers,

bcg Originally Posted by bluffcityguy

Thanks babe. Not your "oops", though. The email notice from ECCIE that you'd posted included links to a couple pics that I assume are the links you posted... however they aren't appearing here. Don't know if that's my problem or ECCIE's... maybe they're blocking hyperlinks or you haven't set your account to auto-parse URLs.

I'll have to investigate further. Have to go do real work right now....

Cheers,

bcg

Thanks babe. Not your "oops", though. The email notice from ECCIE that you'd posted included links to a couple pics that I assume are the links you posted... however they aren't appearing here. Don't know if that's my problem or ECCIE's... maybe they're blocking hyperlinks or you haven't set your account to auto-parse URLs.

I'll have to investigate further. Have to go do real work right now....

Cheers,

bcg Originally Posted by bluffcityguy

sorry about that, how about a joke then
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

sorry about that, how about a joke then
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

Good one.

Cheers,

bcg

SNL you are so bad. At least he was looking for Vaseline LOL