When I first started posting in a Pittsburgh forum I was constantly attacked by 2 individuals, they talked so conservatively that I just figured they must be 100% deplorable. But as I grew to know them and we are now close friends, I don't know if they would admit it but they began to like me. Then I realized they were just like me, and so probably are most of you! Here are their stories!
One goes by the name Bambino, now why would any tough talking conservative name himself Bambino? It is well known that Babe Ruth was a liberal democrat, yes he once for money endorsed a republican but everyone knew the Bambino was a liberal. Then I looked up the meaning of the word Bambino, which means soft little baby, I was stunned, I realized my new friend was a softy liberal, he was just in denial.
The other goes by the name LustLad I called him CrustyDick, yes that was mean but he seemed like such a dick, it seemed to fit. He like Bambino was relentless in attacking me. As time went on Crusty began to constantly correct me on grammar and punctuation. He was obsessed with it, I started spelling things wrong just to get a reaction. Then things got really weird when he started sending me cute little icons with all of his messages, sometimes multiple ones in the same message. Obsessed with grammar and spelling and sending me little icons it occurred to me,this was pretty gay. Yes this tough guy that had been badgering me for so long was actually a confused gay man trying to deny it by being conservative and tough!
Now I am thinking that all of you that are overboard with the anger and attacks are like my good friends Crusty and Bambino, just denying and hiding your liberal tendencies! in other words the reason you hate OBama and Hillary and Pelosi and Schumer and Barney and others so much is because your actually just like them, but don't want to admit it because you have been taught it's bad to be liberal! Maybe it was the schools you went to, or your backward parents, or the Fox News Channel you watch, something taught you to be different than your actual self! We are all born liberal, without prejudices, full of love, some of us stay that way the rest become conservatives filled with anger and confusion. Take a day off explore your liberal self, you may like what you find because we are all liberal in our hearts!