Reasons for "no" reviews

Based on years of reading reviews on here, I have assembled a list. Feel free to add to it.

1. not the girl in pics
2. pimp was present
3. left with donation without performing services
4. rude
5. service was mechanical
6. upselling
7. ncns
8. robbed/setup
9. rushing
10. body odor

I would say those are reasons for bad reviews. Not all reviews are good.

There is one more, it's the forbidden topic.

Sometimes two people don't click. Doesn't always have anything to do with the lady's skills or the hobbiest's demeanor. Just no chemistry. It happens.

Not delivering.....Services...Prom ised.....

Sometimes two people don't click. Doesn't always have anything to do with the lady's skills or the hobbiest's demeanor. Just no chemistry. It happens. Originally Posted by Asigarillo

+1

You forgot:

Guy blames provider when he busts a nut when she barely touches his dick and he immediately blows, so he gives her a NO review because he has no dick control.

Guy blames provider when his tool doesn't work. He blames her because providers are suppose to be miracle workers. His time is almost up and his dick is still 'resting' and has never woke up so he gives her a NO review saying there was no IOP and her mind was elsewhere.

When he is late because he didn't follow her directions then when he finally arrives and her schedule is already pre booked up and his time scheduled has to be cut short and he cannot stay his full time so he blames the provider for rushing the appt. and gives her a NO review.

Because he lied about taking a thorough shower and he isn't fresh so he is upset because the session has turned into a ymmv because his balls are sour so he blames the provider for not sucking his dick and balls and not licking his earwax so he gives her a NO review.

Because he was in the lobby of the hotel talking to the provider on his cell on the speaker intercom where everyone in the entire hotel can hear the conversation and the provider hangs up on him and he says she was being rude so he gives her a NO review saying "i arrived at hotel and then she stopped answering her cell"

He asked her to do a service that she doesn't provide when her showcase and reviews clearly say what services she provides and what services she doesn't (SS, BBFS, GREEK etc) so he gets butthurt and gives her a NO review

etc etc etc

When a friend is really unhappy about his or her job and he constantly complains about it, I advise him or her to find a new job. I'm sorry, but some people just whine and complain and put down the men in every post. It's tiring to keep reading and it's a piss poor bad attitude to have when your job is to be pleasing someone.

Very outdated pictures , or pictures that she was thinner on them and heavier in person...
Not accurately portraying or representing herself.
M.M.

I wouldn't know. I don't have hundreds of reviews, but the few I do have are favorable.

Sometimes two people don't click. Doesn't always have anything to do with the lady's skills or the hobbiest's demeanor. Just no chemistry. It happens. Originally Posted by Asigarillo

+1

You are correct ~P but the following can apply also"

You forgot:

Guy blames provider when he busts a nut when she barely touches his dick and he immediately blows, so he gives her a NO review because he has no dick control. - Or the girl does not know what the fuck she is doing so he can't blow even in the time period provided.

Guy blames provider when his tool doesn't work. He blames her because providers are suppose to be miracle workers. His time is almost up and his dick is still 'resting' and has never woke up so he gives her a NO review saying there was no IOP and her mind was elsewhere. - Or she is so unresponsive that there is no way he CAN get it up. Remember we are paying good money for this service.

When he is late because he didn't follow her directions then when he finally arrives and her schedule is already pre booked up and his time scheduled has to be cut short and he cannot stay his full time so he blames the provider for rushing the appt. and gives her a NO review. - Or she did not follow his directions and arrives late when he has already set up other appointments such as a business meeting.

Because he lied about taking a thorough shower and he isn't fresh so he is upset because the session has turned into a ymmv because his balls are sour so he blames the provider for not sucking his dick and balls and not licking his earwax so he gives her a NO review. - Or when the time comes to do the sniff test and when she bends over the Gods of Hell come to his nose.

Because he was in the lobby of the hotel talking to the provider on his cell on the speaker intercom where everyone in the entire hotel can hear the conversation and the provider hangs up on him and he says she was being rude so he gives her a NO review saying "i arrived at hotel and then she stopped answering her cell" - Or when she shows up at the upscale hotel that he has booked for this meeting and she is looking like a stripper from hell and loudly proclaims that "We are going to have a good time". Actually had this happen once.

He asked her to do a service that she doesn't provide when her showcase and reviews clearly say what services she provides and what services she doesn't (SS, BBFS, GREEK etc) so he gets butthurt and gives her a NO review - Or when she does not do the service that IS stated in her showcase and decides to change it at the meet.

etc etc etc Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

Just having a good time

I like you CoonAss It's always 2 sides.
I'm going to agree with ya!

^^^ Thanks P.

We always have to look at both sides.

number #10! THE SMELLIES! FOR SURE BEATS OUT GUN IN THE MOUTH ANY DAY! LOL.. UGHHH....xxoo annie