BP Messages *Does Not Contain Actual Messages*

Dear BP Racist Guy,

I know, I get it, you're horny and you've never been with a black girl in your life. But please, do not ask me if my hair is real. We all know it's not.


Dear BP Old Fucker,

You're not 50, I can clearly tell you're older than my great grandfather. And please, stop trying to pinch my nipples, I get violent.


Dear BP Birthday Boy,

Congrats, you made it another year! That doesn't mean you can get a discount on a 15-minute blow job.


Dear BP Cheapie Creepie,

No, I cannot give you a rate for 3 minutes. Slide the money under the door, knocking 6 times, and keep walking.


Dear BP Hunk,

I don't care that you have muscles and girls say you can eat pussy like a starving fat kid, I'm not paying YOU to see me. I'm sure some gay bear is looking for a hot stud like you.

Did you loose your wand again? Or do we need a go find me for a gas powered one?

Go fund me! Damn spell check. Ms BP lady!

Lol no I have it

I'm very curious about this wand reference.

I'm very curious about this wand reference. Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

A wand of the Hitachi magic variety...

Haha... love your sense of humor....

By the way, there's nothing wrong with having a nice attractive black girl on you. Part of the reasons why I'm really here. Fuck his rascit ass !!!

Haha... love your sense of humor....

By the way, there's nothing wrong with having a nice attractive black girl on you. Part of the reasons why I'm really here. Fuck his rascit ass !!! Originally Posted by Panthercat

Literally or figuratively?

Haha... love your sense of humor....

By the way, there's nothing wrong with having a nice attractive black girl on you. Part of the reasons why I'm really here. Fuck his rascit ass !!! Originally Posted by Panthercat

Some guys just don't know how to express themselves I guess

This doctor prescribes a tequila date.

Sounds like you need a tequila date to me.

Site hanging up on my phone, sorry for double post.

That just means DOUBLE TEQUILA!!!

Nice play to bail me out! Double T can be arranged. As you know, I always bring the big bottles.