BP advertising at its best! Another cadre of BP ads I had to make fun of....LFG

Since most women seem to be advertising on BP lately I have decided to give all my own take on my top 10 of the most absurd ads that seem to proliferate BP this week! These views are my own thoughts and opinions so feel free to agree, disagree or ad your own opinions.....

#1 This woman on BP must post every hour! She also puts 10 + pics on her ads. I mean come on! Do you need to post that many pics and that many ads to get guys to come see you? I think 3 pics is all you need and 1 post a day...my god! Not too mention - do any of these pics make you want to see her? NIMBY - not in my backyard!

http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...est-21/3324927

#2 This woman feels the need to use rap music to somehow entice men to see her along with her numerous pics and numerous ads. JESUS H CHRI$T! I want to blow up this ad every time I load BP and here the god awful music along with the god awful pics! Does she really think that she is MC Lyte???? Doubt it!

http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...5-5671/3340512

#3Now this intelligent gem decided to post in the escort ads when it is a TS - I mean I scratch my head and say "Why?" I know it is confused to begin with - Am I a man or a woman? Who knows! Also, what in the world is the music (which sucks) and the numerous pics going to do? In this case I dont think any kind of music, pics, plastic surgery etc will entice a client to see it!

http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...7-3872/3340378

#4 This mental giant attempts to use a creative marketing scheme to attract clients - "See why 98% come back for more!" - What I want to know is 98% of what? how did she come up with that number? What sort of control group did she use?....anything I guess to shuffle dick through the door...

http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...tes-23/3013029

#5 is it a girl, a plane, or some morphed guy in a wig???!@#!? Who knows but this beautiful weed has been posting on BP forever with this pic - my suggestion would be to make a CHANGE!

http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...ssy-33/3072127

#6 Is this real or memorex - this ad speaks for itself and has been the subject of numerous threads - enough already! Get a real girl!

http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...ase-25/1454137

#7 This brainiac attempts to create a legal contract with some language inserted in her ad stating that $ is for time and no sex is agreed upon etc etc....what a bunch of crap! Everyone knows that this sort of language means absolutely nothing in a court of law! What is she going to say - your honor he agreed when he answered my ad that he was stating that he was not an officer and now that he offered me $ for sex - that is ENTRAPMENT - that dog dont hunt!

http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...tie-23/3344050

#8 Now this intelligent wiz thought putting a guarantee on the ad would attract clients - my question is this - what if you are NOT satisfied - what happens then? Do you get your $ back? Now that would be impressive if she made that offer....

http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...326-21/3343245

#9 ok - do we have a british secret agent here? 0069? I mean two sets of photos, two different names, but same number with no 2 girl show....these ads have been discussed before but they still keep posting! What is this girl thinking? Must be some multiple personality disorder......

1st ad
http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...326-21/3343245

2nd ad
http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...t-e-20/3018240

#10 Now this one tops my bullshi$ meter...lol. What is it? A clown? A mardi gras mascot? I sure dont know. I could tell you I doubt I would be able to get excited look at a mardi gras colored afro! First, learn how to spell. Second, her ad is so eloquent I think she should be a writer for Hallmark! I mean how she came up with "please dont settle for less and gyp yourself! i see i have admirers and, i must admit, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery... but dont fall for the okey-doke" What does any of that mean?...lol. Third, what does the reference to the Superbowl have to do with seeing this girl? - Answer - ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...rouler/3334052

Hope you all enjoyed - see you next week for my BP top 10!

LFG

Good job LFG, freaking funny shit right there....

Your #10 Now this one tops my bullshi$ meter

Sweet P used to go by the handle Supa. She is a homegrown girl from New Orleans. I have spoken with her on the phone, and we did exchange a couple of e-mails.

I tried to meet with her right at a year ago, but she said she'd left the business at that time. About a month ago, she started advertising again on Backpage. She is also on P411 and a couple of other places that also advertise Tenelle and Tye.

I loved reading Sweet P's (AKA Supa) ads on CL. They were train of thought blogs more than ads. From her 'thoughts' I imagined she is a through and through rebel against the system - including even the conventions of language. Hence, I believe she writes that way on purpose; like e.e. cummings chose to do.

I might be dreadfully wrong, but I think there is a fiery, intelligent 20 something woman there. Further, I imagine, that for the right guy, she is a real freak in the bed. I wish I could tell you from personal experience, but I do not know because, as I said, I have never seen her. Maybe another member on this board has better insight than I and can add to this discussion.

I will say, it was clear from her ads, that she'd had run ins with Uncle Leo in Washington D.C. and in New Orleans. She spoke her mind: no holds were barred. Only the direness of her situation kept those ads from being very funny.

Did a meet & greet w/ #5. Not my type at all, overweight, not the lady in the pic. She is running a new ad, age 33 now.

didn't someone see krystal, the #9 - 2nd ad and did a review on her.

LFG,

you're extraordinarily mean!!!! LOL!

i got to speak up for #10 i meet her in a strip club and she went by supa. the new pics are stupid looking, but she is a nice ebony spinner, her rate aint bad,and she works hella hard. i left her one day and in could not find one of my socks!...lol .....and she works out of the east which easier to get to ...sometime. but she is more wear u out then gfe..so to each his own.


still lmao at ur post the rest are died on

Great post LG, I very rarely I say that but yours is right up there

I like how the tranny is a "Pre UP" tranny, not Pre-Op. I wonder if this means he can no longer get it up.

Man, some of those NOLA girls are lookin a bit rough (#7).

Just when I thought there would only be a top 10 - there is an 11! My god - Kenny freaking G? Does he know this girl is copyright infringing on his songs? ARGH!!!! the pain does not end!

http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal...o-w-23/3348859

LFG

giggle....LFG you are too funny

LFG, I can't wait to see your Baton Rouge top ten.

Shoot I never thought of BR - I am out of town until Sunday but will come up with a BR top 10 then

LFG

UGGG!!! LFG, you want me to read through all that shit and comment? Your INSANE! How many balls did the monkeys chunk at you the other night? Must have hit you in the head one too many times, haha.

Seriously, just from scanning, I think you should have your own late night show pertaining to the hobby.

What would the name of it be? Your the next David Letterman of hooker boards! Woohooo!