This is not a joke, BUT, every moment I think of this reply I received, it makes me laugh. What a great response this sexy ass milf gave me.
I will not mention her name, she can if she likes. I am the hobby virgin by the way. I plan to lose that cherry very soon.
I asked her, " you are a self proclaimed sexy MILF, (and yes she is), If you are a MILF to most, then what are you called if I am the elder". A few minutes later the text came back and she replied, "I don't know what you would call me, but I would call you "one lucky bastard". I busted my gut laughing. The people in the car next to me must have thought I was nuts.