Using a cruise line as your literal hotel. It's cheaper by a long shot. Anyone think of this? Doing this?

LovingKayla's Avatar
I think this is a golden untapped market but I literally had the idea 2 min ago. There may be a whole underground world I need to discover, or make. Ladies, have any of you shipped out on cruise lines as your hotel? How would you advertise? Someone with money, take that idea and do something with it. I'll take 7% on the back end..... at my cabana..... in Belize.
Reverseheadstock's Avatar
I tried it but the ladies said I let my body go too much. All the seafood buffets and bottomless bar tabs... couldn't keep up the consistent BFE they liked. So I moved back to land.
There are hedonism cruises (in Greece, no doubt). I bet a floating bordello could truly make some geetus.
What a novel idea. In theory, I'm all about it. But I have no idea how it would come to fruition.
TheEccie214's Avatar
Biggest challenge I'd see is people don't go on cruises alone and I'm not going on a cruise with another dude. Thus I'd think most of your business would be from guys that are able to sneak away from their girl and if you've been on a cruise with someone, other than the bathroom, you're never alone.

Also, while Mable may not like sex at home every night, take her on a cruise and you're getting some action.
I have been on a few cruises and never saw any ladies that looked like they were providers, and I hang out in the bars and casinos a lot those are the obvious places. The problem I think you would have is besides guy's SO there are lots of young horny drunk adventures girls roaming about willing to have sex for free.
Nina the Dicknapper's Avatar
Unfortunately I've never been on a cruise but that does sound like a sweet idea. Maybe go to the cruise bar and chit chat around
Laura Lynn's Avatar
When I took a cruise a few years ago, I did think, Heeeyyy, I could make some serious $$ if I wasn't sharing my room. But then reality sets in....the internet connect is lame, how/where would I do an ad, no phone service, and wives are everywhere. Not sure how anyone would be able to schedule.

As to Nina's idea, I'm sure there ladies on a cruise who probably do pull up a stool at the bar, just like they do here. Sadly, I'm just not one of those types of girls.
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I'm all in !!

Let's talk about the stats ... the profit vs the expense.

I would think most clients would come from perhaps the port stops along the way and booking them online beforehand?
Oh .. well, and yes ... those bad boys on board looking to sneak a secret shuffle board game without the wifey ... heheheh

If three of us gals ... traveled and shared expenses ... this would be doable!

Sounds super FUN !!

When shall I contact the Travel Agent ...
~Ze~'s Avatar
  • ~Ze~
  • 03-23-2017, 10:40 AM
Some guys go to the casino on a cruise boat for long stretches of time without the wifey... Perfect chance to lose a few hundred bucks the hard way..
FunInDFW's Avatar
Some guys go to the casino on a cruise boat for long stretches of time without the wifey... Perfect chance to lose a few hundred bucks the hard way.. Originally Posted by ~Ze~
Rolling doubles for some of us is easy. That cum line though... Play the dark side for the money and ire.
mtabsw's Avatar
Some guys go to the casino on a cruise boat for long stretches of time without the wifey... Perfect chance to lose a few hundred bucks the hard way.. Originally Posted by ~Ze~
After some research I prefer to BYOH to a casino.
I was on a cruise in October and thought the same thing...
pyramider's Avatar
Go on a Disney cruise. All of the dads would welcome getting away from the wife and brats. Why do you thinck Orlando has the highest porn usage in the US ...
WalkerTx's Avatar
I do my part travelling to Orlando !..Just not at Spring Break !