- "Your cock is so big/thick/long."
- "You're such a good lover."
- [She moans, moans, then screams as if she has an orgasm. Especially in DATY.]
- "I should have brought a magnum."
- "Oh, God, you're sooooooo deep in me!"
- "Damn, you're good!"
- [Pretends to love DFK/LFK.]
- [She moans when you suck her nipples.]
- [Other lies meant to build up your manliness.]
If you have others, add them on. Ladies, chime in if you have a halfway good defense.