Tired Of You Ladies Pulling All The Weight Around Here

You gals have been doing all of the work, and it's time you got yours; belly rubs, nugs, tuggs, bed time stories, and hugs. I'm ready to give back.. free of charge. 15mins -Ok. 30mins - I can hang, 1hr plus... I'm your man. I'm tired of you gals working so hard yet never being able to relax on the flip side. I'm here for you. FBSM, bbdaty, cfs.. Schedule in advance. One week only. Just weigh equal or less than I do. I **may be willing to except tips, $3.99 cap.

April Fool (LOL)

Well I think I would like to set an appointment

Best one I've read in a while!!

Do you do offer incall?

Absolute!