Trump and his supporters can guide us to appropriate sources of reliable information.
It’s so damn confusing, these questions of who is and who isn’t providing objective, accurate and intelligent reporting about the many important issues facing our nation. There’s so much propaganda. Fox promotes the Republican agenda. MSNBC promotes the Democratic agenda. The liberal elites have their media puppets promoting high-brow, Ivory Tower thinking. The conservative talking heads sprinkled throughout the radio universe shout so loud who needs a radio? I thought it might be best to examine a news source our President relies on for reliable, informed, and objective information. So I picked up a copy of the National Enquirer near the check-out of my local grocery store. I remember Candidate Trump citing the National Enquirer as his source when he told a story at a campaign event and to a national television audience about Senator Cruz’s father aiding in the killing of President John Kennedy. I remember Trump mentioning the National Enquirer as his source when he told a story about Dr. Ben Carson botching medical procedures. I know –thanks to Donald Trump- that the National Enquirer warned us about Ted Cruz and his numerous mistresses. We must be thankful the National Enquirer spared us from electing Ted Cruz, that deceiful, womanizing hypocrite. National Enquirer has been a leader at digging up significant news scoops that keep us informed about meaningful information and that help move our nation forward. I looked at the last issue and I learned about Brad Pitt’s secret health issues, Mike Bloomberg’s weird sexual pursuits, and how the FBI used government funds to fabricate baseless information to hurt President Trump. The National Enquirer’s crack reporters revealed that President Trump possesses evidence that exposes former President Obama’s plan to harm our new president. Yep, President Trump understands reliable, accurate media, and that’s why he endorses the National Enquirer. His patronization of that publication and his positive, supporting remarks about the National Enquirer’s reporting skills reflect his astute, mature judgement and his keen ability to discern what’s appropriate from what’s inappropriate. That’s the level of acuity our nation needs. Forget all the crooked, slanted libtard news sources. Forget George Will and David Brooks. Use the news source that President Trump repeatedly cites as a primary source for solid information: The National Enquirer.