Have u ever??

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Do u ever wake up and rub one out?.. i discovered that's a great way to get ur day started. I know I'm not the only one😉
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Every morning in the shower I have a tug-o-war with cyclops... I always win ;-)
And I bet ur day always starts out great after that fight lol
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If morning wood is present, usually. Used to book coffee morning sessions on days off. Always the best. And I'm not a morning person.
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Every morning in the shower I have a tug-o-war with cyclops... I always win ;-) Originally Posted by HedonisticFool
Just spilled my crown and coke because I was lmao. However I know what your taking about. You just can't ignore it right, it won't fit in your pants if you don't make it smaller.
Not the crown and Coke lol
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Just spilled my crown and coke because I was lmao. However I know what your taking about. You just can't ignore it right, it won't fit in your pants if you don't make it smaller. Originally Posted by mitch p
Nah, simply put, I'm just a nasty horny bastard and in the shower, soap is my slut!
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That is alcohol abuse there Mitch!
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Every morning in the shower I have a tug-o-war with cyclops... I always win ;-) Originally Posted by HedonisticFool
Lmfaooooo

I got a good laugh out of this thread!!
It's always a GD thing when u have a GD laugh Meagan_heart 😊😊🤗🤗
Not sure what yall are going thru,but never spill the alcohol. Js
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Not sure what yall are going thru,but never spill the alcohol. Js Originally Posted by CashmereLove
Amennnn!!!!
Say it like it is Cashmere Love he broke the #1 and #1 party fail lol
LMAO 😂😂😂
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Popping the top off a good morning wood?

That is my favorite first person shooter!!

An early morning worm burping?

Often the morning after a nice session...

Giving your most recent provider a ONE GUN SALUTE!

For the ladies with a lil fuzz on the peach...

Taking a tour of Tasmania!

Making sure to properly tune her clitar?

Getting in a workout at the Y!

Last but not least... Lol its late what can I say

A provider thinking about her last few good clients..

In a moment of Menage Ah Moi

Goodnight. And Happy Hobbying!!
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