Per her ad, a good joke gets ya discount.....An Aggie was speedin down the highway as he flew passed a DPS Trooper. Trooper pulls him over and Aggie notices the officer's zipper is down as he is walking up to His car. Trooper motions for Aggie to roll his window down and asks 'ya know why I pulled ya over, don't ya?' Aggies says, 'Oh no! Not ANOTHER breathalyzer test!'. I'm hoping I qualify
You know why a blonde has one more brain cell than a horse ? So she don't shit in the parade!
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeno business!
What was wrong with the mexican train conductor?
He had loco motives!
What's the difference between a chick and a chickpea?
I've never had a chickpea on my face!
How does Hitler tie his shoe-zies?
In little knot-zies.
Maybe she'll give me the session now, lmao
A blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair.
What's the difference between a wife and a job?
After a year the job still sucks.
Heyooooooo
What did the brothel madam tell her customers after she was closed down by the law?
Beat it, we are closed!
Ding ding ding! You all win.
Thanks for the jokes, we all know I LOVE THEM, I've been going thru some personal stuff lately and really appreciate the laughs.